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Man eaten by piranhas after jumping into lake to escape bees
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:03 pm
Some days just aren't your day
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man has reportedly died in Brazil after jumping into a lake to escape bees, only to drown and be eaten by piranhas.
The 30-year-old was fishing with friends when he jumped into a farm lake in the municipality of Brasilandia de Minas on Sunday, according to the local Fire Department.
A firefighter who performed the rescue said the carnivorous fish has disfigured the man's face and other parts of his body.
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Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:03 pm to Jim Rockford
That's some seriously bad luck.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:05 pm to Jim Rockford
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:05 pm to Jim Rockford
Thats a hell of a fish story
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:05 pm to Jim Rockford
you gotta bee careful in those fresh water lakes.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:06 pm to Jim Rockford
thank god there aren’t piranhas here. frick all that
edit: had no clue there were 2 piranhas that posted here
edit: had no clue there were 2 piranhas that posted here

This post was edited on 11/3/21 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:07 pm to Jim Rockford
Man 1
Bees 0
A final triumph.
Bees 0
A final triumph.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:10 pm to Jim Rockford
That's like
"Airplane's engine quits. Pilot misses landing at pillow factory. Lands next door at exploding spike factory"
"Airplane's engine quits. Pilot misses landing at pillow factory. Lands next door at exploding spike factory"
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:10 pm to Jim Rockford
When it's you're time to go, well....
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:11 pm to Jim Rockford
I feel like a complete arse, but I laughed when I read that title. That does suck
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:13 pm to NorthTxLSU
quote:
thank god there aren’t piranhas here. frick all that
Don't be so sure. They have been available in the US aquarium trade for well over 40 years. Not a chance in hell that some haven't been released into inland waters.
Granted I have no idea prolific they are, but I'm thinking they'd easily adapt and be quite content.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:13 pm to Jim Rockford
A picture of the guy….


Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:15 pm to Jim Rockford
It was just his time to go.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:19 pm to Jim Rockford
Sounds like a Final Destination scene.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:20 pm to Jim Rockford
That's like some final destination shite
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:21 pm to Jim Rockford
Is this a true story or not??????


Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:26 pm to Jim Rockford
It’s the Homer Simpson death.
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:26 pm to Jim Rockford
Can we release schools of piranhas in the Rio Grande?
Eta, when I was a teenager getting into the hobby, they were available in the back rooms of quite a few pet shops. They absolutely cut the toughest African and South American cichlids to ribbons with little to no effort.
Eta, when I was a teenager getting into the hobby, they were available in the back rooms of quite a few pet shops. They absolutely cut the toughest African and South American cichlids to ribbons with little to no effort.
This post was edited on 11/3/21 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 11/3/21 at 2:54 pm to Jim Rockford
i'll take the bees over the piranhas if i'm gonna die.
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