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re: Man drives 700 miles to burn down the home of the baw texting his ole lady

Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31994 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:02 pm to
I drove to Denton Texas for pussy, which is close to 600 miles, but not to burn someone's house down.
This post was edited on 2/18/25 at 3:04 pm
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37909 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:03 pm to
Yeah, that baw is dumb AF.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5652 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I did know a dude in middle school who would ride his bike 7 miles one way to get some pussy in 8th grade.


shite I used to ride mine about 3 to stick quarters in a Ms. Pacman, so I'm not so sure it's all that unreasonable if I'm being honest here.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13318 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:05 pm to
Room mate went from BTR to Des Moines to shack up in a hotel for a weekend with an unattractive, but wiling, chick. I think my farthest was a 12 hour drive, so he beats me in that arena.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17223 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

I would love to know what was running through this dude's mind, alone in a car all that time contemplating what he was about to do. The rage must have been off the charts.
sombich is certified cray. Any normal baw would've got about 2 hrs into the drive and said ”frick it” and rtb.
Posted by Lsutigerturner
Member since Dec 2016
7168 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:13 pm to
Well after 10 years she gets half your (retirement) shite that you worked and slaved for.

You do not deserve have of what my blood sweat and tears have put away for myself. I def would not be going after the guy in this scenario if I was getting divorced and had to liquidate everything I owned while giving her half my 401k….
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2866 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:27 pm to
I respect the hustle.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25588 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:34 pm to
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Two dogs perished in the fire,


He's toast.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120062 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:38 pm to
Most people would gather themselves at some point in a 700 mile trip. He must have had a good reason.
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
892 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:41 pm to
I think I may have just mailed the guy a lighter and some instructions
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1949 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:42 pm to
Rookie move.

Ensure house is empty so there is no attempted murder. Don't use accelerant. Use a fork in an outlet to trip a breaker.
Posted by bishop
Maiden, North Carolina
Member since Jun 2004
2450 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:43 pm to
Looking like that guy from American Rust.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133277 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

So this dude found and burned down Jody's home?



Sounds like it


Playing jody is a dangerous game
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120062 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 3:45 pm to
quote:


I drove to Denton Texas for pussy, which is close to 600 miles, but not to burn someone's house down.


There are men who probably drove much further than that for it, but to burn down a house... That's some next level rage.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94742 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 4:00 pm to
Solid effort, though.

I don't agree with it, but that's hustle.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88431 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 4:02 pm to
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Solid effort, though.

I don't agree with it, but that's hustle.


no doubt but that's a long time to keep up a high level of rage, I doubt if I'd have made it 100 miles before I turned around and said frick this, she's not worth it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133277 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 4:15 pm to
Yeah, distance kept me from doing something incredibly stupid back in the day, luckily
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1997 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 4:26 pm to
Don’t ask me.

I just am one

I know the what

But not the why
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
9761 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 4:34 pm to
I mean you are pretty committed once you get to 600 miles
Posted by landmanner
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
3428 posts
Posted on 2/18/25 at 4:47 pm to
Frick is Whit going be available for the Clemson game???
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