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re: Man builds 'Scarlett Johansson' robot from scratch to 'fulfil childhood dream'

Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:04 am to
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:04 am to
Damn, that shite is pretty legit
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:05 am to
She's got man hands.

WNHI
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:07 am to
I mean, the face isn't bad at all, but then he just said frick it, and gave her Storm Trooper legs from the local Toys R Us.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30032 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:07 am to
Does the robot have herpes too?
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:07 am to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:09 am to
quote:

I notice he put a lot of effort into making the face and tits look as real as possible.


I bet he put even more effort into making something else as real as possible.
Posted by whodatfan
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:14 am to
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This post was edited on 4/1/16 at 9:16 am
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:14 am to
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Wonder how many men have been electrocuted from fricking robots?


i'd take an electrocuted dick over putting up with a yappy mouthed human female any day.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:15 am to
Ex Machina
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:15 am to
Looks like she is more endowed than I am
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27682 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:17 am to
Arms are too long. WNHI
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:17 am to
I kept thinking that she looked more like someone else but i couldn't place it. Then it hit me just now. The hot chick from Police Academy 2.

This post was edited on 4/1/16 at 9:18 am
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Ricky Ma, a 42-year-old product and graphic designer, has spent more than $50,000 (£34,000) and a year and a half creating the female robot prototype, Mark 1.



I just sent Rick an email asking for the price on a Paige.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13179 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Imagine knowing someone built a robot that looks like you


I know, right? That's fricked up and flattering all at the same time.

But if I'm a celebrity who has a stalker or two, if this robot would keep them occupied and out of my personal life, I'd be all for it.
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83919 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:20 am to
i fricking knew this dude would be asian.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Side Note: Japanese dudes are strange as frick...


Shockingly, the guy is actually Chinese (Hong Kong to be precise).

Also why would a guy name his female sexbot Mark?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:21 am to
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:25 am to
quote:

Also why would a guy name his female sexbot Mark?


Is this a serious question? You don't know why he calls it Mark 1?
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13494 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:27 am to
Did anyone notice that Scarlett seems to be packing?

Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
94006 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:27 am to
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That's fricked up and flattering all at the same time.


Yeah, for some reason, I don't think she'll find it all that flattering.
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