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re: Man builds 'Scarlett Johansson' robot from scratch to 'fulfil childhood dream'

Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:45 am to
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23099 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:45 am to
he needs to let those puppies breathe.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
18009 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:46 am to
From my heart and
From my hand
Why don't people understand
My intentions?
Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22445 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:47 am to
The question is, did he get the arse correct


Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74615 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Imagine being Scarlett Johansson

Imagine knowing that someone out there built a robot that looks like you with the sole intent of fricking it




Think this pic right here doesn't give her the heebs?



Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19252 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:47 am to
I bet he has an OS developed with her voice just like in "Her"
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39242 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:48 am to
quote:

But when it comes to the arms, hands, legs, and feet he just kinda cobbled her together as quick as possible.


He's emphasizing the parts that he needs to use I'm sure.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:48 am to
first pic reminds me of Karl Childers
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Wonder how many men have been electrocuted from fricking robots?



Probably not as many as there are women zapped by their kick-starter dildos. I may be wrong, but I'm not.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:49 am to
If it doesn't have her voice, it isn't worth it
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:50 am to
You think friends of hers will send her that pic saying "look who is fricking you right now"?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:53 am to
Gotta wonder if a sexbot feels like the first time every time.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69239 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:54 am to
quote:




He has that, "My body is ready" look



This post was edited on 4/1/16 at 8:57 am
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52792 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:54 am to
It's happening

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:55 am to


Can I get a SOON up in here???
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9009 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:55 am to
He's going to do it with his Wiener baw.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85814 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Can I get a SOON up in here???
SOON
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61828 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:57 am to
I am going to assume every story today is not real
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35532 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 8:58 am to
quote:

42-year-old


quote:

childhood dream


i didn't read the article, but I assume the "childhood dream" was just to build a robot (and/or sex machine), as Scarlett is only 31.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59575 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:00 am to
I bet her vagina has like a quarter slot that little Asian peen will fit right in there.
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
12459 posts
Posted on 4/1/16 at 9:03 am to
Let's be real here. This guy is about to come closer to having sex with Scarlett Johansson than any of us ever will.
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