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Man breaks into house in Houston, encounters 400 pound tiger

Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:38 am
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:38 am
Tipster Crashes Abandoned Texas Home to Smoke Weed, Finds Caged Tiger Instead




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A person who entered an abandoned house in Houston’s Harrisburg/Manchester neighborhood looking for a quiet place to toke found a tiger instead, KPRC-TV reported on Monday.

According to KPRC, the anonymous tipster understandably believed they were hallucinating when they found the animal, a female that police said was shut in a tiny cage secured only by a “screwdriver and a nylon strap”:

The tipster said they were at the house to smoke marijuana and thought they were hallucinating when they first saw the tiger, according to police. The tiger was found in a “rinky-dink” cage in the garage, which was not locked, police said. The garage was secured with a screwdriver and a nylon strap, according to police.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13036 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:41 am to
Screw that.
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 7:54 am
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:41 am to
You know, a man told me once that there was no such thing as "too much pussy". This story calls that into question.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33732 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:42 am to
How the tiger got there could probably become an ESPN segment.

Now I’m curious
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:44 am to
they shouldve gotten it high
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:44 am to
quote:

400 pound tiger


I thought this was going to be a golf story.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:52 am to
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:54 am to
This has happened to me before.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:55 am to
I read this story as "cannabis users save endangered animal from tortuous conditions."

These boys should be given a token of the city's appreciation.
Posted by GetCocky11
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 7:55 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:04 am to
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:12 am to
It's a girl tiger.

Mike could use some company.

Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:29 am to
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Red List classifies all tigers as endangered, with less than 4,000 and possibly as little as around 2,150 estimated to remain in the wild. However, trade in captive tigers is rampant, and the Chronicle reported in 2016 that some estimates have put their number in Texas at higher than the wild tally.


Yo, wtf.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:44 am to
Thats a full-blown killing machine in a dog pen.

frickKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:25 am to
quote:

The tiger was found in a “rinky-dink” cage in the garage, which was not locked,


Always a good choice with a tiger.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17814 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:32 am to
shite reminds me of the hangover movies when they stole Mike Tysons tiger

So my question is what do you do next in that situation. Do you leave immediately while risking the tiger escape and run rampant on the city. Or do you call the police and tell on yourself for breaking into a home.
Posted by Paedin
Tampa, Florida
Member since Apr 2012
2315 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:59 am to
Pretty sure I read somewhere there is a tiger reserve in Texas
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43527 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:00 am to
There was one I went to a little north of Tyler TX.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:08 am to
Has Truman put on some weight?

Surprised he did not smoke with them.



Pretty sure that Clemson Tiger smokes crack tho... skinny and crazy eyes

Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8882 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:11 am to
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