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“Louisiana man warns of large lizard on the loose”
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:43 pm
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Aug. 12 (UPI) -- A Louisiana man is warning neighbors to be on the lookout for his unusual escaped pet -- a Nile monitor lizard.
Michael Lauraine said in a Facebook post his 2 1/2-foot lizard, Kido, escaped from his home during the weekend and is believed to be wandering loose in the area.
Lauraine warned neighbors not to try to capture the reptile without expert assistance.
"Please do not try to pick him up he doesn't know you and will react out of fear," Lauraine wrote.
Nile monitors can grow to be up to 7 feet long and are known to eat smaller animals.
Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries said an investigation has been opened into the lizard's escape.
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Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:44 pm to Mr Personality
No shite. My female monitor lizard got loose in the same area a few weeks ago.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:44 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
Please do not try to pick him up he doesn't know you and will react out of fear,
Well no shite
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:44 pm to Mr Personality
People who own reptiles are frickin weird. Get a dog you psychos
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:44 pm to Mr Personality
First you make a roux.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:45 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries said an investigation has been opened into the lizard's escape.
This probably falls more on the wildlife side.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:46 pm to OldHickory
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First you make a roux.
I think this is more of a rice and gravy situation.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:46 pm to Mr Personality
F#$& that som bitch.
If he can’t control his pet, a potential invasive species, he shouldn’t have one.
If he can’t control his pet, a potential invasive species, he shouldn’t have one.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:47 pm to Mr Personality
Makes me think of the old Taco Bell commercial
“Here lizard lizard”
“Here lizard lizard”
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:47 pm to Mr Personality
Look out for it but we won't give you a specific location
This post was edited on 8/12/20 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:48 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:48 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
large lizard on the loose
Sorry, I forgot to zip my pants.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:49 pm to Mr Personality
Where in Louisiana?
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:51 pm to CaptainsWafer
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:52 pm to CaptainsWafer
Walker
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:54 pm to Mr Personality
quote:Tamest description I can think of. Nile monitors are incredibly aggressive and vicious.
Nile monitors can grow to be up to 7 feet long and are known to eat smaller animals.
He seems to imply that it's not dangerous if it "knows you" but I'd love to see proof of that. I really doubt this guy cuddles with his pet.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:54 pm to Mr Personality
Nile monitors make great pets.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:56 pm to Mr Personality
I like how that original link completely left out where 
Posted on 8/12/20 at 6:57 pm to Mr Personality
My lizard escaped in that area about 20 years ago and I ended up married with a kid on the way.
Posted on 8/12/20 at 7:03 pm to Mr Personality
I was expecting something like this.
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