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re: Looks like your wives will be eating for free tonight.

Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:22 am to
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3065 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:22 am to
That’s so hot.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:23 am to
Jesus Christ
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33502 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:29 am to
The three of them may overload an elevator on their own
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18852 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:30 am to
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How much does one have to eat to maintain 450lbs?


For a 35 yo woman, around 4000 cal/day
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102650 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:05 am to
That’s the kinda of gals you gotta cover in flour and look for the wet spot
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3188 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:11 am to
Fremont Street in Vegas?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26701 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:22 am to
That the place thats called Heart Attack and the waitresses dress up like nurses? Or its called something else and their big burger is called the Heart Attack? Saw it on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
This post was edited on 3/2/25 at 9:32 am
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6377 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:27 am to
She ain't a lady if she ain't 380.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:28 am to
Its such a shame that we have overcame natural selection so much that it led to this
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32528 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:28 am to
The worst part is they think it's funny being 500-600 pounds and unhealthy as frick. That is a BIG problem this country is dealing with.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:29 am to
Exactly.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72082 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:29 am to
Id have to imagine that at that weight, just walking to the mailbox once a day would do miracles for a while.

Those 3 put together would max out some 3/4 ton trucks payload capacity.
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18852 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:30 am to
quote:

The worst part is they think it's funny being 500-600 pounds and unhealthy as frick. That is a BIG problem this country is dealing with.


Yep that heart attack will be hilarious. If that’s somehow avoided, then being bed bound in their 40s will be funny too because their joints are shot.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26701 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:32 am to
1450....thats like 13 of my wife in 3 women
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:34 am to
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She fine.


Holy shite I chuckled at that.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1175 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:48 am to
Gotta find that gold first. Flip through the folds of fat until you find the one that stinks….and then go back one
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
3307 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 10:09 am to
This would be way funnier if instead of just counting up the pounds it would flash things like sleep apnea, diabetes, heart disease, etc. If they pass 500lbs it should just show a skull and crossbones.
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1175 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 10:45 am to
You missed yeast infection
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
15804 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 11:30 am to
I bet all 3 have been banned by their local buffet restaurants
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2914 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 11:46 am to
Insert Cuban taking notes
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