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List of things stuck in various orifices in 2017
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:11 pm
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If it’s Christmas, it must be time to learn what America shoved inside itself. The only worthwhile holiday tradition pushes on.
All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and they are occasionally not for the faint of spirit.
If it’s Christmas, it must be time to learn what America shoved inside itself. The only worthwhile holiday tradition pushes on.
All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and they are occasionally not for the faint of spirit.
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Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
Same list found at weirdpeoplesfetishes.com
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
My sister worked the ER in New Orleans as a nurse once, said people came in all the time with stuff stuck in their anus.
Gays mostly
Gays mostly
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
Should be some Aggies in this list.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:23 pm to The Torch
What about sinus
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:What a strange way to party.
“AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM”
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:my head in my arse....all year
List of things stuck in various orifices in 2017
Posted on 12/25/17 at 2:53 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:
Should be a majority of Aggies in this list.
FIFY
Posted on 12/25/17 at 3:48 pm to DavidTheGnome
alrighty then...
quote:
Penis
A LITTLE SCREW
A SHARP TOY
FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY
PLASTIC SPOON
PIECE OF DOMINO
PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE
“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”
COAXIAL CABLE
Vagina
SCENTED SOAP
DEODORANT LID
“WAS CLEANING SELF IN SHOWER WHEN FOUND A TAMPON IN VAGINA. CONCERNED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAMPON IN VAGINA”
BOTTLECAP
PENIS RING WITH SPIKES ON IT
A PIECE OF RUSTY METAL
SILICON BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR “YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN”
A BALL
BIKE REFLECTOR
“ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM”
HEADPHONES
HOT TOWEL
“WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA”
CLAY
CANDLESTICK
LOLLIPOP
“USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS”
TOY MAGIC WAND
Rectum
GOLF BALL
PEANUT BUTTER JAR
SPRAY BOTTLE
CURTAIN ROD
“STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED”
TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
FLOSS CONTAINER
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
“AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM”
SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK
SCREWDRIVER
PLASTIC FORK
TOY MISSILE
PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”
CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS
“FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM”
TIN CUP
HAIR BRUSH
“WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ‘GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,’ AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS”
MARBLES
A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO
“SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS”
CAT FOOD CAN
BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO
“WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY”
3 AA BATTERIES
2 AAA BATTERIES
D BATTERY
“PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY arse FROM A MONTH AGO”
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 12/25/17 at 3:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
I call BS on the list, not one gerbil.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 4:09 pm to saint tiger225
Recked him ?
damn near killed him
damn near killed him
Posted on 12/25/17 at 4:49 pm to DavidTheGnome
Witnessed many first hand ... Always a bad sign when patients come in prone on the stretcher with their arse in the air.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 5:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
People do sick shite. An FBI “ deviant sex expert “ gave a presentation to us in college. Talk, film, slideshow. They had one guy that had more fishhook’s in his penis than I have in my tackle box.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 5:20 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
“PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY arse FROM A MONTH AGO”
Posted on 12/25/17 at 5:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
The cat food can in the anus was creative.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 5:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
There are some seriously weird fricks in this country.
Eta:
I laughed
Eta:
quote:
“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”
I laughed
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 12/25/17 at 6:34 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”
Well damn, A for effort.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 6:44 pm to cajunangelle
quote:
PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:55 pm to Kentucker
quote:
PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
Got me too. Just pictured people being like - dude your phone's on vibrate and it keeps going off why don't you answer it?
Posted on 12/25/17 at 8:07 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
The only worthwhile holiday tradition pushes on.
ISWYDT.
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