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re: Lighten things up with a little haiku

Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:21 pm to
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:21 pm to
these are not haikus
five, seven, five syllables
most of you are dumb
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18760 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:30 pm to
Just a few dummies
Not bad for a board that sucks
At arithmetic
Posted by No8Easy2
in these ( . ) ( . ) 's
Member since Mar 2014
11848 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:32 pm to
all water is wet
just like my soaking wet pet
Envie is great beer
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26444 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Modern Japanese haiku (???? gendai-haiku?) are increasingly unlikely to follow the tradition of 17 on or to take nature as their subject[


Suck a dick
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:36 pm to
Ready For Football
Season Four Months Away
Geaux Tigers
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:37 pm to
My dick my dick
My dick in you in you
My dick my dick
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47709 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:46 pm to
Twas a rough last year
Killing, flooding, crude oil down
frick Bama, that's why
Posted by Mrslv
Denham Springs
Member since Jul 2016
272 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:50 pm to
Some haikus are weird
Others are interesting
Refrigerator
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24901 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:51 pm to
vanished polar ice
oceans’ currents all askew.
skylines blaze scarlet

comes a scathing wind
scorching land left not immersed.
waters turn crimson

moans escape parched tongues
prayers ascend to ashen skies.
pitch-dark rain pounds down
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:58 pm to
Some people miss Kip
With his costumes and his wit
frick you and your syllables
Posted by Jibbajabba
Louisiana
Member since May 2011
3920 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Envie tastes like trees Dark ale is so much better Don't be a hipster


I hate envie too
Their other stuff is good though
I still like whiskey
Posted by Abadeebadaba
FL
Member since Sep 2010
5038 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:03 pm to
Didn't tell the fam
Reach for the gun, blam
Hand out to Uncle Sam
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15176 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Auntee wants dollas 
Wants to make whitey holla 
frick that bitch


Ding, ding...we have a winnah!!!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26232 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:08 pm to
This thread really blows
The poetry sucks dog arse
This one is the worst
Posted by JawjaTigah
On the Bandwagon
Member since Sep 2003
23003 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:10 pm to
Random light paints sky
UFO maybe or not
Korean nuke Boom!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26232 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:23 pm to
Chinese dick quite small
Manly wand that will not rise
So i cry each night
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7268 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:26 pm to
Every Haiku
Really should end with the word
Refrigerator
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:31 pm to
10 is Sierra
Says Peej in every thread
Don't pick my team, please.
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
10749 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:35 pm to
I can't stand haikus
In fact they really do suck
Always felt this way
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14238 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:09 pm to
Meet me at Sonic
So I can check your knuckles
F250 truck nuts
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