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Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:28 pm to meauxjeaux2
Lowes: so you can get all the tools you need to fix up that shoddy, cookie cutter Denham Springs house
- Target: seems nice, but its a little pricier than WalMart; your EBT card won't go as far there.
- Dillards: not sure why this is coming. You can get your overalls at the Lowes
- Hobby Lobby:
- Olive Garden and 3 other restaurants: fine dining options. Unlimited bread sticks, unlimited cheddar bay biscuits, and 2 for $20 specials, coming to Denham!
- All-Star Kia and a Nissan dealer: dealerships? Might as well live on Airline Highway or Florida Blvd.
- Two banks: Payday Loans is not a bank.
- 14-screen theater (we can assume that's Movie Tavern): nothing says "excitement" about a new development like a shiny new cinema. And nothing says "wrong side of town" like a dilapidated, semi-abandoned, 5 year old cinema.
- An outdoor Greek theater: a nice place for the homeless to sleep and loiter
- A drugstore: mobile meth lab
- A medical facility: free clinic
- Four 120-room motels
- Target: seems nice, but its a little pricier than WalMart; your EBT card won't go as far there.
- Dillards: not sure why this is coming. You can get your overalls at the Lowes
- Hobby Lobby:
- Olive Garden and 3 other restaurants: fine dining options. Unlimited bread sticks, unlimited cheddar bay biscuits, and 2 for $20 specials, coming to Denham!
- All-Star Kia and a Nissan dealer: dealerships? Might as well live on Airline Highway or Florida Blvd.
- Two banks: Payday Loans is not a bank.
- 14-screen theater (we can assume that's Movie Tavern): nothing says "excitement" about a new development like a shiny new cinema. And nothing says "wrong side of town" like a dilapidated, semi-abandoned, 5 year old cinema.
- An outdoor Greek theater: a nice place for the homeless to sleep and loiter
- A drugstore: mobile meth lab
- A medical facility: free clinic
- Four 120-room motels
This post was edited on 7/23/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:30 pm to link
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80% of sexually active people have HPV. like the never-ending soup and breadsticks, it's nearly impossible not to get.
I'll admit it, I laughed.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:31 pm to logjamming
Damn, you mad
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:33 pm to AbitaFan08
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AbitaFan08
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I don't see a single thing listed that makes it worth driving to LP for. Bragging about getting an Olive Garden is like bragging about having genital warts. Everyone is grossed out by it and no one wants to go near it.
MovieTavern without the urban youth renewal movement that occurs at citiplace when the adults let loose with carloads full of unattended Youth will make our version far superior to Spinosa's version over thatta way.
It'll also have a Walk-On's, a low-key Stroube's and I believe one other that I have some intel on but I'm not ready to divulge because I don't think its a done deal that will definitely make it a crowd-attractor.
But beyond that, I think you may be fundamentally confused. Who said the point of Juban Crossing was to attract folks from Baton Rouge to Livingston? As a resident who found out about this when the developers first bought the property over a decade ago I wanna say...The entire premise of Juban Crossing was to give Livingston Parish residents an opportunity to keep their tax dollars at home while providing a shopping option that allowed them to do so as well.
Whether we're talking about groceries, retail options, restaurants, etc.
Juban Crossing fills that need for me and I'm glad to give the folks that operate there my business in exchange for providing those options to me here locally.
This post was edited on 7/23/15 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:35 pm to logjamming
I bet that was funny in your head.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:35 pm to logjamming
why'd you leave hobby lobby blank? i'll help you out.
-Hobby Lobby: not even open on Sundays, the biggest hobby-doing day of the week
-Hobby Lobby: not even open on Sundays, the biggest hobby-doing day of the week
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:36 pm to GFunk
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MovieTavern without the urban youth renewal movement that occurs at citiplace when the adults let loose with carloads full of unattended Youth will make our version far superior to Spinosa's version over thatta way.
the meth-heads will be a nice change of pace instead.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:36 pm to logjamming
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logjamming
Was logjammin taken? Because that's not the Jackie Treehorn produced, Carl Hungus-starring film's correct spelling.
Dude.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:38 pm to CptBengal
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CptBengal
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the meth-heads will be a nice change of pace instead.
If you think that Chief Jones and Sherriff Ard are going to allow Juban Crossing to be a haven for underage youth to run amuck-or of legal consenting age doophises and/or meth heads to do so-you definitely don't know LP.
LPLEO don't play, mayne.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:38 pm to meauxjeaux2
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Olive Garden and 3 other restaurants
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:39 pm to Ice Cream Sammich
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I bet that was funny in your head.
I bet you reside in Livingston Parish.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:39 pm to logjamming
quote:Theaters are apparently a fetish for developers, included in order to get foot traffic from people who had not intended to go to the development otherwise
- 14-screen theater (we can assume that's Movie Tavern): nothing says "excitement" about a new development like a shiny new cinema. And nothing says "wrong side of town" like a dilapidated, semi-abandoned, 5 year old cinema.
They don't seem to care about the problems they cause, which since I just got unbanned I'm not going to discuss any further
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:41 pm to GFunk
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It'll also have a Walk-On's, a low-key Stroube's and I believe one other that I have some intel on but I'm not ready to divulge because I don't think its a done deal that will definitely make it a crowd-attractor.
You mean Juban rossing is getting a Tallywhackers??
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:41 pm to meauxjeaux2
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14-screen theater (we can assume that's Movie Tavern)
Will LP allow alcohol to be sold or will it just be cider and alcohol free wine?
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When complete, Juban Crossing will be "10 times larger than Perkins Rowe."
Compare it to Siegen Village, in which these would be the same.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:42 pm to GFunk
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MovieTavern without the urban youth renewal movement that occurs at citiplace when the adults let loose with carloads full of unattended Youth will make our version far superior to Spinosa's version over thatta way.
There are more theaters than just the one in Perkins Road. And you will still have a shite ton of 12-17 year olds running around.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:43 pm to logjamming
Nope. Wrong again.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:45 pm to fightin tigers
Personally, I'm looking forward to Walk-Ons.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:46 pm to Brageous
I wish we were getting a chimes
Posted on 7/23/15 at 2:46 pm to fightin tigers
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will it just be cider and alcohol free wine?
lolz.
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