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re: Let's talk pet peeves you have about your spouse

Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17102 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:07 pm to
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He thinks anything even slightly wet is going to mildew or mold no matter what unless it is left out.


Mine thinks all food goes bad in 3 days.


Well my wife never ever knows what she wants to eat.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:11 pm to
As does my wife.

She also leaves the stove top messy; I'm a "clean space", neat guy.
She forgets her sunglasses, I remind her.
She likes it super-cold at night, I pull up the blanket.

But honestly, none of that stuff matters to me anymore.

Love is patient, love is kind...

I understand that verse very well now.

Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19259 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:12 pm to
She’s always horny. I feel so used.
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
29642 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:20 pm to
When the dishes are dirty, just put them in the dishwasher. My wife can't do this, she just piles them. They magically get put in there by me later.

She doesn't fold clothes. They go from the washing machine to the chair in our room and then back to the laundry backet after wearing them.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18965 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:30 pm to
Just a little thing but saying the sports scores backward. I’m shaving before work and ESPN is given last night’s NBA scores, I ask her to listen for Hornets (at the time) score.

Her: Hornets 113
Me:Yes????
Her:Lakers 127
Me: ….sigh
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16619 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:40 pm to
When she tries to have an opinion. Ugh. Shut up already.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1702 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:12 pm to
she gets all her information from NPR, ABC, MSNBC , Huff Post etc, and wonders why she's in the dark on things that most of America can readily see. (I've given up on this one. Not worth the fight. that tiger will never change it's stripes)
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2081 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:16 pm to
If the time to be there is 7 pm doesn’t matter where we are going… it could be to meet Jesus, to her thst means you start to get ready at 7 and leave at 10 and some how make a 15 minute drive take 3 hours and get there at 1 in the morning.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82611 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:24 pm to
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Mine thinks all food goes bad in 3 days.



We are both guilty of this one. It's not so much that I think it will make me sick. It just skeeves me past 4 days and I feel like it doesn't taste as good.

I'll notice a friend in passing mention something they're eating that I remember they cooked a week ago, and my wheels start going crazy internally.

I work tangentially with USDA food safety guidelines, so that is likely why I'm this way.
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
551 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:27 pm to
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Get in the car and leave. She’ll get the message.


Set a time, AIS. (arse In Seat) Then leave.
Posted by kjp811
Denver, CO
Member since Apr 2017
1040 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:55 pm to
Will turn on all overhead lights on in the house, but doesn't turn them off. Leaves cabinet door open after she grabs a plate.
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
4925 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:56 pm to
She doesn’t wipe good enough

Divorced
This post was edited on 4/2/25 at 4:57 pm
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16602 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:59 pm to
That’s psycho.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57681 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 5:03 pm to
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Women are needy and require constant attention


Maybe she knows you’re a dumbass
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2863 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 6:53 pm to
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Could use more blowjobs.


Your wife could use more blowjobs??
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 7:10 pm to
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My wife's sex drive is probably 10x higher than mine. If that's the least I have to do, so be it.
You better take full advantage of that right now. Because I can promise there will be a day when that situation flips on you. Consider yourself very lucky and don’t squander the opportunity.
This post was edited on 4/2/25 at 7:11 pm
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
895 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 9:14 pm to
1. Trying to have a conversation with me when I'm upstairs and she is downstairs or vice versa.

2. She cannot back her vehicle straight out of the garage. The first thing she does when she gets in is turn the steering wheel. She usually ends up off the side of the driveway and in the grass.

3. She moves things constantly, just when I get used to something in the pantry or dishes or silverware being in a certain spot, they are gone and now in a different location. I'm convinced she does it on purpose to make me think I'm losing my mind/memory.
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6356 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 9:16 pm to
The smell of the farts. I can taste them just typing this. Also sort of getting aroused.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10723 posts
Posted on 4/2/25 at 10:26 pm to
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She will say she has a headache, or stomach ache, or is tired, but will do absolutely nothing to fix it besides complain on the couch. Go drink some water and take some medicine damnit.


Yep!!!

I think my wife just likes to complain. I just can’t fathom liking to be unhappy. I do everything in my power to avoid being unhappy. Who would WANT that?
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1702 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 6:49 am to
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1. Trying to have a conversation with me when I'm upstairs and she is downstairs or vice versa.


how could I forget about this one. our first 15 yrs lived in incredibly small place then moved into house 6x the size. She still tries to talk to me half house away and expects me to hear her
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