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re: Let's talk pet peeves you have about your spouse
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:07 pm to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:07 pm to dyslexiateechur
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He thinks anything even slightly wet is going to mildew or mold no matter what unless it is left out.
Mine thinks all food goes bad in 3 days.
Well my wife never ever knows what she wants to eat.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:11 pm to dyslexiateechur
As does my wife.
She also leaves the stove top messy; I'm a "clean space", neat guy.
She forgets her sunglasses, I remind her.
She likes it super-cold at night, I pull up the blanket.
But honestly, none of that stuff matters to me anymore.
Love is patient, love is kind...
I understand that verse very well now.
She also leaves the stove top messy; I'm a "clean space", neat guy.
She forgets her sunglasses, I remind her.
She likes it super-cold at night, I pull up the blanket.
But honestly, none of that stuff matters to me anymore.
Love is patient, love is kind...
I understand that verse very well now.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:12 pm to Jenious
She’s always horny. I feel so used.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:20 pm to Jenious
When the dishes are dirty, just put them in the dishwasher. My wife can't do this, she just piles them. They magically get put in there by me later.
She doesn't fold clothes. They go from the washing machine to the chair in our room and then back to the laundry backet after wearing them.
She doesn't fold clothes. They go from the washing machine to the chair in our room and then back to the laundry backet after wearing them.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:30 pm to Jenious
Just a little thing but saying the sports scores backward. I’m shaving before work and ESPN is given last night’s NBA scores, I ask her to listen for Hornets (at the time) score.
Her: Hornets 113
Me:Yes????
Her:Lakers 127
Me: ….sigh
Her: Hornets 113
Me:Yes????
Her:Lakers 127
Me: ….sigh
Posted on 4/2/25 at 3:40 pm to Jenious
When she tries to have an opinion. Ugh. Shut up already.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:12 pm to Jorts R Us
she gets all her information from NPR, ABC, MSNBC , Huff Post etc, and wonders why she's in the dark on things that most of America can readily see. (I've given up on this one. Not worth the fight. that tiger will never change it's stripes)
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:16 pm to Jenious
If the time to be there is 7 pm doesn’t matter where we are going… it could be to meet Jesus, to her thst means you start to get ready at 7 and leave at 10 and some how make a 15 minute drive take 3 hours and get there at 1 in the morning.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:24 pm to dyslexiateechur
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Mine thinks all food goes bad in 3 days.
I'll notice a friend in passing mention something they're eating that I remember they cooked a week ago, and my wheels start going crazy internally.
I work tangentially with USDA food safety guidelines, so that is likely why I'm this way.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:27 pm to MikeBRLA
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Get in the car and leave. She’ll get the message.
Set a time, AIS. (arse In Seat) Then leave.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:55 pm to Jenious
Will turn on all overhead lights on in the house, but doesn't turn them off. Leaves cabinet door open after she grabs a plate.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 4:56 pm to Jenious
She doesn’t wipe good enough
Divorced
Divorced
This post was edited on 4/2/25 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 4/2/25 at 5:03 pm to ChiTownBammer
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Women are needy and require constant attention
Maybe she knows you’re a dumbass
Posted on 4/2/25 at 6:53 pm to Spasweezy
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Could use more blowjobs.
Your wife could use more blowjobs??
Posted on 4/2/25 at 7:10 pm to cheobode
quote:You better take full advantage of that right now. Because I can promise there will be a day when that situation flips on you. Consider yourself very lucky and don’t squander the opportunity.
My wife's sex drive is probably 10x higher than mine. If that's the least I have to do, so be it.
This post was edited on 4/2/25 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 4/2/25 at 9:14 pm to RealityTiger
1. Trying to have a conversation with me when I'm upstairs and she is downstairs or vice versa.
2. She cannot back her vehicle straight out of the garage. The first thing she does when she gets in is turn the steering wheel. She usually ends up off the side of the driveway and in the grass.
3. She moves things constantly, just when I get used to something in the pantry or dishes or silverware being in a certain spot, they are gone and now in a different location. I'm convinced she does it on purpose to make me think I'm losing my mind/memory.
2. She cannot back her vehicle straight out of the garage. The first thing she does when she gets in is turn the steering wheel. She usually ends up off the side of the driveway and in the grass.
3. She moves things constantly, just when I get used to something in the pantry or dishes or silverware being in a certain spot, they are gone and now in a different location. I'm convinced she does it on purpose to make me think I'm losing my mind/memory.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 9:16 pm to Jenious
The smell of the farts. I can taste them just typing this. Also sort of getting aroused.
Posted on 4/2/25 at 10:26 pm to CatfishJohn
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She will say she has a headache, or stomach ache, or is tired, but will do absolutely nothing to fix it besides complain on the couch. Go drink some water and take some medicine damnit.
Yep!!!
I think my wife just likes to complain. I just can’t fathom liking to be unhappy. I do everything in my power to avoid being unhappy. Who would WANT that?
Posted on 4/3/25 at 6:49 am to AlumneyeJ93
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1. Trying to have a conversation with me when I'm upstairs and she is downstairs or vice versa.
how could I forget about this one. our first 15 yrs lived in incredibly small place then moved into house 6x the size. She still tries to talk to me half house away and expects me to hear her
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