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Let's talk about the Asian squat
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:50 pm
Can any of y'all actually do this? I tried and can hold it for maybe 3 seconds
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:50 pm to GEAUXT
That's actually how humans are designed to sit. Not on our arse.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:51 pm to jimbeam
I get the feeling you just made that up
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:51 pm to jimbeam
Because none of them are fat asses like OP
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:52 pm to GEAUXT
How fat are you?
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:53 pm to GEAUXT
Thought this was gonna be about something hot Asian chicks do.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:53 pm to GEAUXT
I suddenly feel the need to shite.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:53 pm to Choctaw
I did not.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:53 pm to GEAUXT
My kids are half Asian. They sit like that half the time.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:54 pm to GEAUXT
Only OTers I ever see sit like that are
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:54 pm to GEAUXT
It's the Slav squat. Don't disrespect my tracksuit wearing countrymen
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:55 pm to jimbeam
quote:
That's actually how humans are designed to sit. Not on our arse.
Sit and shite
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:56 pm to GEAUXT
No Russian dance, no care.
Legitimately difficult as frick.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:07 pm to GEAUXT
"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger."
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:09 pm to GEAUXT
It's because they have been taking shits using these all of their lives.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:10 pm to GEAUXT
I can't even squat parallel without my heels coming up. Pretty sure I'd tear muscles if I tried the Asian Squat.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:10 pm to GEAUXT
That's how I poop. I put my feet on the seat and drop my arse as far as it will go. Infinite one wipers (zero wipers are a disgusting concept).
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:10 pm to GEAUXT
This is giving me flashbacks to all the men I saw taking shits in this position over ground toilets in China. Even if there is a stall door they won't close it.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:14 pm to lighter345
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Even if there is a stall door they won't close it.
They were just establishing dominance over you
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:29 pm to GEAUXT
They were always hanging out around the engineering buildings on campus squatting like that while they smoked. The term "squat-puffers" was understood to refer to Asian students.
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