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re: Let's talk about the Asian squat

Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:33 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

The term "squat-puffers" was understood to refer to Asian students.


Opposed to "peter puffers" being the understood term to refer to the rest of the male students at aTm.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:36 pm to
Posted by NOLApurpleandgold
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:39 pm to
Not true.
Posted by NWarty
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:40 pm to
Ajumma says you're a pussy
Posted by TigernMS12
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:40 pm to
I can do it, but then again, I'm Asian.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:46 pm to
When I was stationed in Korea we called it the "Ajushi squat."
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:50 pm to
Ajushi? That sounds like Agashi and Ajumma made a two headed baby with a head of kimchi ;)
Posted by FloridaMike
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:52 pm to
What the frick are you talking about?
Posted by NWarty
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:03 am to
Been to Korea?
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:07 am to
At least you posted a pic of a nice one.

And

You never want to have to throw up in one of those either FWIW
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:11 am to
They don't need the Squatty Potty
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 12:13 am to
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Agashi

That's how it's spelled? I always thought it was adashi. Guess I just sounded like an idiot.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 1:40 am to
Pretty much every Asian and African squats like that. It's their equivalent of our sitting on our asses. They also take shits like that. I lived in Africa for a bit, and their toilets are in the ground. Some places installed ropes from the ceiling for white people to hang on to so they wouldn't fall over when they were shitting.

Basically comes down to Westerners never sitting like that when they are young children. Very similar to language in a sense.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 1:41 am to
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Not true


Kinda true. It's 100% how we were designed to shite.
Posted by Sticky37
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 2:39 am to
I do this subconsciously all the time. Especially when working with my hands fixing crap. I'll take the thing I'm working on off the work bench and put it on the ground and Asian squat while I tinker with it. It just feels natural even though everyone looks at me strange for doing it.
White guy 25yo so I'm sure that plays a big part in letting me be flexible enough to do it comfortably.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 3:43 am to
LOL! I know, we pronounced it "Adashi" but for the life of me google spelled it that way in my previous post....
I shoulda just gone with the way we said it, LOL.... I was in Uijongbu at CRC in a past life, and have seen many amazing things from the land of the not quite right from North of the no smile line.....
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 3:53 am
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 7:54 am to
I thought it was the Slavic squat to be honest, and that you needed a bottle of booze in front of you. I didn't know Asians did it too.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 7:58 am to
quote:

That's actually how humans are designed to sit. Not on our arse.




This is 100% true. It's also how we were designed to shite.
Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:00 am to
Asians are genetically designed to squat properly. It's a reason why China has become so dominant in recent years in Olympic weightlifting...well, that and the PEDs.
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 8:41 am
Posted by SouthboundTiger
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:14 am to
quote:

I tried and can hold it for maybe 3 seconds


You are obviously fat as frick. I tried and could hold it for as long as I need to.

29 yrs old and not in great shape

ETA: and i'm white
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 8:16 am
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