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re: Let's say you are at the casino and need to turn $5,000 into $20,000
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:56 pm to toosleaux
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:56 pm to toosleaux
Spend the 5000 on hookers and blow. Walk the floor till you see a
Woman with a 20000 stack. Follow her to the parking lot and roll her.
Winner winner chicken dinner
Woman with a 20000 stack. Follow her to the parking lot and roll her.
Winner winner chicken dinner
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Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:57 pm to toosleaux
You ever seen Oceans 11?
Posted on 6/23/16 at 9:58 pm to toosleaux
I know a spot where they might front you some weight for 5k, first I need to know your whole name and where your momma stays
Posted on 6/23/16 at 10:37 pm to Ed Osteen
Rent a room. Buy your wife a nice dress. Let her turn tricks all night in the room.
Posted on 6/23/16 at 10:46 pm to JJ27
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Thought that was Banker Bet in Baccarat?
It is. People in here are dumb as frick
Posted on 6/23/16 at 10:47 pm to toosleaux
3 team parlay
Posted on 6/23/16 at 10:55 pm to toosleaux
Give it to me to find a juicy pot limit Omaha game with a bunch of whales in it. I would want at least like 8% though.
Still wayyyyy your best odds. I have 37k in career PLO tourney cashes
Still wayyyyy your best odds. I have 37k in career PLO tourney cashes
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:06 pm to el duderino III
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Black Jack.
This post was edited on 6/23/16 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:08 pm to toosleaux
Lurk outside in the parking lot with a ski mask and a gun. You sure ain't gonna do it at the tables.
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:12 pm to Rize
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:13 pm to Rize
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:26 pm to Rize
Now show everyone those ATM withdrawal slips you've racked up for your tax returns
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:33 pm to el duderino III
Nope.
Posted on 6/23/16 at 11:55 pm to toosleaux
Blackjack.
Count cards.
When you get plus five load up.
Count cards.
When you get plus five load up.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:01 am to Rize
Who is the lady?
Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:10 am to idlewatcher
Yep, most MS coast casinos advertise single decks. Good times there if you know what you are doing!
Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:29 am to lsuwins3
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Saw 11 reds in a row one night. You can guess what side I kept figuring had to come up
That may well be but it doesn't change the fact that outlying anecdotes should change anything. Odds are odds and no "system" will outsmart the billions that casinos spend to insure all games are in their favor.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:32 am to the4thgen
That's my Wife.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:40 am to the4thgen
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Yep, most MS coast casinos advertise single decks. Good times there if you know what you are doing!
Yup, I'm currently up 35% in blackjack over my lifetime (have actually never walked away from a table in the negative... ever)
Single and double deck blackjack is the shite if you can keep up with cards played (and not get caught / look suspicious)
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:52 am to toosleaux
1. Go to TD on my mobile device
2. Find SirWinston's plays for the night
3. Do the exact opposite
2. Find SirWinston's plays for the night
3. Do the exact opposite
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