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LA had to pass a law to try to keep people from attacking Popeye's workers
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:18 pm
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Attacking a fast-food worker in Louisiana is a serious crime. Under the state’s Behind the Counter Protection Act, offenders who target customer-facing employees face significantly enhanced criminal penalties.
Specific penalties depend on the nature of the attack:
Simple Assault: Attempting or threatening to commit violence without making physical contact. Punishable by up to 6 months in jail and a $1,000 fine
Simple Battery: The intentional use of force or violence against an employee (e.g., throwing items, shoving, or striking). Punishable by up to 2 years in prison and a $2,000 fine.
This law will be called racist in a few years when 90%+ of the people arrested for it are minorities
Jeff Landry did take it as an opportunity to copy Trump's viral McDonald's shift
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:19 pm to stout
Hopefully Texas passes something soon around these stupid fricking “teen takeovers”.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:20 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
These teens just need community spaces. Ion know where they’re supposed to go
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:21 pm to stout
Jesus, not every job is a hero that needs special protection.
Just make regular assault work
Just make regular assault work
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:21 pm to stout
Laws are just suggestions to judges and DAs with an agenda.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:22 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
If Norwegians could control themselves these laws would not be needed
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:22 pm to stout
I would have preferred they called it the 3pc spicy protection act.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:25 pm to stout
Should be the 20 Minutes For The Spicy Act
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:27 pm to stout
I am concerned by the "up to"... it needs to be "a minimum of"
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:30 pm to stout
Like most laws against this type of behavior, there isn't a minimum, so it's mostly pointless, I would think.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:35 pm to deltadummy
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Like most laws against this type of behavior, there isn't a minimum, so it's mostly pointless, I would think.
Making this flavor of simple battery a felony isn’t pointless at all, as it gives the prosecutor a bigger stick. On the other hand, mandatory minimums are generally pointless, as there are infinite ways to work around them. They are more of a nuisance than anything, just having to keep track of them.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:35 pm to stout
More laws that local DA's won't enforce.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:37 pm to Joshjrn
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The change to simple assault is kind of whatever, but making a simple battery a felony is a fairly big deal. This is the text of the Act: LINK
Or how about just DONT fricking do it?
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:39 pm to stout
I’m all for this.
Build more jails.
Build more jails.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:59 pm to Havoc
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Or how about just DONT fricking do it?
I pinky promise to neither assault nor batter anyone behind a counter. You can rest easy
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:49 pm to stout
They should also pass a law to try to keep Popeye’s workers from attacking customers. 
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:59 pm to stout
Four piece spicy used to be $3.99. The struggle is real.
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