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re: Kristin Cavallari says Jay Cutler unclogged her milk ducts

Posted on 4/12/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45419 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 9:51 am to
What is the issue here?
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
581 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 9:58 am to
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I’ve got a boner


Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 10:10 am to
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She's very hot but I follow her on instagram and my god does she suck



She has always annoyed me as well. It drove me insane that she wrote a cookbook and it was a bestseller when the girl isn't much of a cook.

I do feel bad for women like her who have that valley girl voice and (probably unintentional) bitchy vibe because even if they're genuinely nice people, most people find them insufferable.
Posted by Loaner1231
Violet, LA
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 10:22 am to
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 10:30 am to
I feel bad for ol’ Stephen. Dude was slaying primo poon at 16 and it’s all had to have been downhill from there. He’s prob bagging groceries at some Cali HEB or something now.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173688 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 10:33 am to
Don’t caaaare is one of tGOAT stories
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173688 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 10:33 am to
There are no HEBs in Cali you dullard.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 11:02 am to
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and for cutler, that's saying something

This may be the best post I've ever seen on the OT.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61480 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 12:43 pm to
Cutler wasn't that bad
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117061 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 12:48 pm to
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Not all heroes wear capes!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 12:50 pm to
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Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

Ryan Leaf could have unclogged those titties in half the time.
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7939 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 12:50 pm to
Reminds me of the episode of "The League" where the couple meets Jay and Kristin Cutler at their kids' preschool and proceed to try to steal some of Krisin Cavallari's breast milk.

Episode not available online but here's a good summary and quick clip from Chicago Now.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 12:50 pm to
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sucking harder than he's ever sucked


Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 12:52 pm to
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He probably didn't just suck


He did suck, but as a player..
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:10 pm to
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She's no Lo Bosworth that's for sure.

Lo >>>>>> Kristin

I watch Kristin's show. She's ok, but Jay Cutler seems like a dud.
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5335 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:15 pm to
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In a recent porno 


FIFY
Posted by Tom Thumb
Member since Sep 2017
1193 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:33 pm to
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feel bad for ol’ Stephen. Dude was slaying primo poon at 16 and it’s all had to have been downhill from there.

Pretty funny Stephen actually is an LSU fan and considered coming here.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60076 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:34 pm to
Why do y’all think everybody is an LSU fan? Nobody that isn’t in Louisiana gives a shite about LSU
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