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Kids are growing horns from cell phone use
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:08 pm
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End of Times
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Young People Are Reportedly Growing Actual Horns From Using Their Phones Too Much
“New research in biomechanics suggests that young people are developing hornlike spikes at the back of their skulls — bone spurs caused by the forward tilt of the head, which shifts weight from the spine to the muscles at the back of the head, causing bone growth in the connecting tendons and ligaments.”
End of Times
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Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:09 pm to Kujo
My palms are hairy
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:10 pm to arseinclarse
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My palms are hairy
And I'm going blind.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:10 pm to Kujo
I would search for a pic of a kid with horns to post but I'm fairly certain google would misunderstand me and I'd have some explaining to do to the authorities. 
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:10 pm to Kujo
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growing horns from cell phone use
I grow one in my pants when I use Incognito Tab.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:12 pm to Kujo
If this were true over less than one total generation, men would have a semblance of a vagina evolved into at least one of their hands.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:12 pm to Kujo
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:12 pm to Kujo
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:12 pm to Kujo
Cell phone induced double chin is also definitely a thing.
Kids are also more evil now so I agree with this.
Kids are also more evil now so I agree with this.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:12 pm to arseinclarse
Moms spaghetti
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:14 pm to soccerfüt
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If this were true over less than one total generation, men would have a semblance of a vagina evolved into at least one of their hands.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:23 pm to Kujo
Expected Landover Baptist, leaving disappointed and parting gift of best horny tentacle girl.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:24 pm to Kujo
That’s why we put our tv high up over the fireplace. Evens it out.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:31 pm to Kujo
I’m about to take some Bighorn Sheep head on
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:35 pm to Kujo
quote:
Kids are growing horns from cell phone use
LINK
From texting? Who tf holds the phone up to their head in 2019
Posted on 6/20/19 at 1:48 pm to Kujo
I predicted this back in the 70’s
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:15 pm to oleyeller
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From texting? Who tf holds the phone up to their head in 2019
This x1,000
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:16 pm to arseinclarse
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My palms are hairy
you took the hairy hand too literally
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:18 pm to OldmanBeasley
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m about to take some Bighorn Sheep head on
That's targeting. They miss their next game.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 3:28 pm to oleyeller
It's from looking down at the phone, who the frick said anything about holding it up to their heads
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