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re: Kidney Stones Suck
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:49 am to PairofDucks
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:49 am to PairofDucks
passed 2 
the last one wasnt as bad; i was pounding the apple cider vinegar while doing the 'dance of death' the whole night. i didn't want to bother the wife so i went downstairs and suffered in silence. you cant sit, you can't lay down or stand so moving around is the only thing you can do.
there's both horror and relief when you finally look down and see that fricking stone poking out of your dickhole.
also keep them. the composition of the stone dictates what you need to change in your diet.
not all stones are equal.
the last one wasnt as bad; i was pounding the apple cider vinegar while doing the 'dance of death' the whole night. i didn't want to bother the wife so i went downstairs and suffered in silence. you cant sit, you can't lay down or stand so moving around is the only thing you can do.
there's both horror and relief when you finally look down and see that fricking stone poking out of your dickhole.
also keep them. the composition of the stone dictates what you need to change in your diet.
not all stones are equal.
This post was edited on 8/4/16 at 11:50 am
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:50 am to PairofDucks
Was hospitalized with one when I was 17. Had to send a tiny claw up my pisser to remove it. Felt like someone had a tiny hammer and constantly hit my left nut when the pain was the worst.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:52 am to LuckySo-n-So
I've had 3 or 4 since Jan 2005...and wound up in the ER each time. There is nothing that'll ease that initial pain like a dilaudin drip. That pain (the initial pain) originates from the stone traversing the ureter from the kidney to the bladder. Once the stone makes it to the bladder, the pain is significantly less though it may sit there for a week or more waiting to pass. Maybe it's different for others, but for me, pissing the thing out was a picnic. While there is certainly an uncomfortable sensation when it finally exits the urethra, it is hardly unbearable.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:53 am to LuckySo-n-So
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LuckySo-n-So
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7 hours of excruciating, scream-out-loud pain.
Your name lies.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:55 am to Wes Tweegan
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hat pain (the initial pain) originates from the stone traversing the ureter from the kidney to the bladder. Once the stone makes it to the bladder, the pain is significantly less though it may sit there for a week or more waiting to pass.
this is true, and depending on where it lodges during the trip to the bladder the pain can get better and worse just to keep things interesting
i am a shameless believer in guzzling that awful thing known as apple cider vinegar. i firmly believe the vinegar running through my system and around the stone helped ease that fricker through.
i was peeing every 10 minutes for the duration of my 'night of hell'.
This post was edited on 8/4/16 at 11:57 am
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:56 am to Luvpookie
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Its treated as a medical emergency in the E.R. You go to the front of the line.
I sure wish BR General would've gotten that memo for the two I passed weeks apart two years ago. Because I waited in the lobby for 45 minutes each time(in pain where seconds are minutes, minutes are hours, hours are months), drenched head-to-toe in sweat, waiting for that Dilaudid drip..those jagged tumbling pine cones just LOL at you popping a Percodan.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:57 am to TheRoarRestoredInBR
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agged tumbling pine cones
yup
frick THOSE frickERS
Posted on 8/4/16 at 11:57 am to LuckySo-n-So
Odd coincidence.. I just spent this past weekend in the hospital with a kidney stone. Third one, and all have had to be extracted via uteroscopic surgery (laser/grabber), and had to have a stent put in place for a week or two.
Still have my stent in from the one this past weekend, and will get it out next Tuesday. A bit of pain when its pulled, but nothing like the hours of agony of a 5mm-9mm stone jammed in your ureter.
Doc says I have a pepper sized stone in each kidney, and they may pass, but apparently with my anatomy, its likely anything over 3mm will ever pass.
Good luck!
Still have my stent in from the one this past weekend, and will get it out next Tuesday. A bit of pain when its pulled, but nothing like the hours of agony of a 5mm-9mm stone jammed in your ureter.
Doc says I have a pepper sized stone in each kidney, and they may pass, but apparently with my anatomy, its likely anything over 3mm will ever pass.
Good luck!
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:04 pm to RandySavage
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Does it just hit you all the sudden?
It hit me all of the sudden the first time when I was offshore. Sat down in the TV room to watch Monday Night Football and the pain about knocked me out of my chair. Tried to sleep it off, drink cranberry juice, etc. to no avail.
Second time it hit me at a block party sitting by a neighbor. I knew what it was this time and just excused myself to go lay on our living room floor the rest of the afternoon.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:11 pm to TexasTiger89
i was down on some land we own in columbia, la shooting guns.
i had just shot a 12gauge and thought the pain was related to the kick i had just received from the shotgun.
in hindsight, the vibration from shooting likely dislodged Sir Kidney Stone and sent that fricker tumbling down the Hell Highway to my bladder.
i had just shot a 12gauge and thought the pain was related to the kick i had just received from the shotgun.
in hindsight, the vibration from shooting likely dislodged Sir Kidney Stone and sent that fricker tumbling down the Hell Highway to my bladder.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:17 pm to LuckySo-n-So
I went through this for the first time about two months ago. It was a motherfricker, but you'll get through it. 
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:22 pm to LuckySo-n-So
I had one after my freshman year at college, I woke up one morning during summer break at my parents' house to excruciating pain in my lower left side. At first I thought it was a bruise from going ice skating the day before, but it got worse and I started sweating profusely. My next thought was that my appendix was about to burst so my mom rushed me to the ER. After almost passing out while standing for an x-ray they told me it was a kidney stone and that I should be able to pass it after drinking lots of ginger ale and cranberry juice.
I pissed through a filter for a couple of days until I finally passed it, it didn't hurt near as badly passing it as it did the first couple of hours when I noticed it. It was analyzed and determined to be a calcium deposit, probably from drinking a ton of milk at home after not being able to afford to do it while at college
Kidney stone pain is no joke, that shite sucks.
I pissed through a filter for a couple of days until I finally passed it, it didn't hurt near as badly passing it as it did the first couple of hours when I noticed it. It was analyzed and determined to be a calcium deposit, probably from drinking a ton of milk at home after not being able to afford to do it while at college
Kidney stone pain is no joke, that shite sucks.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:37 pm to LuckySo-n-So
I saved mine from last year.
I guess it's on the small side for a stone, but it did hurt like a bitch.
I guess it's on the small side for a stone, but it did hurt like a bitch.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:40 pm to bulldog95
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Nurse grabs the end of your pecker and opens up the hole, the doctor put a syringe (no needle) in the end and shots lidocaine up your pecker, the he sticks a microscope with grabbers attached up your pecker and into your bladder, grabs the strings attached to the stint, and pulls it out your pecker.
no no no no no. id rather the stone come out my dick hole.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:44 pm to Carson123987
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no no no no no. id rather the stone come out my dick hole.
chugging apple cider vinegar to help dissolve the stone doesn't sound so awful after all does it?
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:54 pm to Carson123987
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Nurse grabs the end of your pecker and opens up the hole, the doctor put a syringe (no needle) in the end and shots lidocaine up your pecker, the he sticks a microscope with grabbers attached up your pecker and into your bladder, grabs the strings attached to the stint, and pulls it out your pecker.
no no no no no. id rather the stone come out my dick hole.
You could always get an anesthesiologist to come in and propofol you into oblivion, which is always the correct answer when shoving anything up your dick/urethra is involved.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 1:09 pm to LuckySo-n-So
Kidney stones have long been a horrific fear of mine since childhood.
Other than genetics, what are some major factors into preventing them?
*Knock on wood* I'm in my mid 20's now and nothing yet.
Other than genetics, what are some major factors into preventing them?
*Knock on wood* I'm in my mid 20's now and nothing yet.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 1:13 pm to LuckySo-n-So
I had one about four years ago to this date. People tell me I'm lucky because I only dealt with about 6 hours of excruciating pain.
I didn't know what was happening except it felt like somebody was trying to open my lower back down back around through the taint, scotum, penis to lower abdomen with a rambo style serrated blade for about 2 hours at the peak of the pain.
I didn't know what was happening except it felt like somebody was trying to open my lower back down back around through the taint, scotum, penis to lower abdomen with a rambo style serrated blade for about 2 hours at the peak of the pain.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 1:17 pm to 225bred
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Kidney stones have long been a horrific fear of mine since childhood.
Other than genetics, what are some major factors into preventing them?
*Knock on wood* I'm in my mid 20's now and nothing yet.
there's no one answer here. you can always have an EKG to determine if you have any but because there are so many types of kidney stones its impossible to predict ahead of time outside of family history.
i was told to avoid tea, carbonated beverages (including carbonated water) and ibuprofen after mine was analyzed.
the reason for all carbonated beverage ban (as I understood it) was this is akin to a stalagtite in a cave; normally the phosphates in carbonated water are harmless..but if you have a stone already forming, those tiny bubbles or whatever adhere to the stone and help it to GROW like calcium forms from water in a cave.
that was enough to get me off a lifetime of soft drinks.
strictly coffee, water and the occasional beer for me now.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 1:17 pm to CAD703X
I will drink a gallon to avoid any microscope grabber things being inserted in my dickhole
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