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re: Kelton Global Survey: 62% of women polled find "dad bods" sexy

Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:05 pm to
Here we see the creation of the dad bod in action:


Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15129 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:14 pm to
If your stomach is bigger than your chest, you got a problem. If not, don't worry about it.
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:15 pm to
I know who it is. That doesn't mean hes a physical specimen
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:16 pm to
The other 38% are hot chicks and find hot guys to be hot (nobody ever said hot chicks are smart).
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:18 pm to
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I know who it is. That doesn't mean hes a physical specimen



I don't believe I ever said he nor a dad bod ever required anything close to "physical specimen"

Eli looks like a guy that was in good shape as a youngster from playing a bunch of sports and is in relatively good shape now, but not cut at all because he eats what he wants and drinks beer with a slowing metabolism.

In those photos, that is the prototypical dad bod.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:19 pm to
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That doesn't mean hes a physical specimen



thats the point
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:25 pm to
Ok so that doesn't scream "used to play sports a lot and be in great shape"

Do you look at that and think, yeah this guy used to be in great shape for sure, but now he likes beer and pizza?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:26 pm to
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Ok so that doesn't scream "used to play sports a lot and be in great shape"

Do you look at that and think, yeah this guy used to be in great shape for sure, but now he likes beer and pizza?


First off, I said "good" shape.

Secondly, yes, it does.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Ok so that doesn't scream "used to play sports a lot and be in great shape"

Do you look at that and think, yeah this guy used to be in great shape for sure, but now he likes beer and pizza?


I don't know if Eli was ever in "great shape", but yes, that is definitely the look of someone that fits the profile



Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:28 pm to
What’s wrong with having realistic expectations? We can’t all be super hot; nothing wrong with being attracted to people on our level.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49087 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:28 pm to
Had to be a survey of Ole Miss hoes.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18950 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:05 pm to
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If your stomach is bigger than your chest, you got a problem.
FML
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60718 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:05 pm to
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If your stomach is bigger than your chest, you got a problem. If not, don't worry about it.

oh im scraight then
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102783 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:06 pm to
ITT will be a lot of roided out gym rat bros angry that normal every day men get more pussy than they do
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:07 pm to
Jealous?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:13 pm to
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ITT will be a lot of roided out gym rat bros angry that normal every day men get more pussy than they do


Based on how most women look these days, you can have it.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:15 pm to
What's going on here is

1 Women rationalizing their out of shape SO's. "I don't care about that jock over there, my chubby hubby is just right for me."

2 Fear that if her guy actually started working out and got jacked, she'd have to get in shape herself, or risk having him run around on her with someone better looking.

Physical attraction is wired into our brains. We know what's hot, and it's a very specific set of parameters that crosses cultures and millenia.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:15 pm to
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ITT will be a lot of roided out gym rat bros angry that normal every day men get more pussy than they do




Your stomach sticks out further than your chest doesn't it?
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3043 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:17 pm to
I think it's more that 62% of chicks are fat chicks and know their role
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122921 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 3:19 pm to
It’s seriously disgusting in the south. Outside of major cities the vast majority of women are fat, even young ones.
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