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Karen put me on notice today as only Karen can, preserving the thin veneer of Civilization

Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:31 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86519 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:31 pm
Today Karen yelled from her car to remind me to clean up my dog's poop. Not that my dog was pooping, of course. My dog had taken a dump about an hour earlier and I put it in a dog poop bag and threw it away like I do every other day because I'm civilized and familiar with the basic precepts of the social contract. Karen just saw a stranger walking his dog and felt the need to scream out her car window. Nobody cares about my dog's shite like Karen does. Karen is so considerate to remember to remind me to clean up after my dog. Thank you Karen. It is through efforts like yours that Western Civilization is preserved.

Posted by Ruxins Rascals
Middle of Da Bayou
Member since Nov 2018
537 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:32 pm to
You should shite in her yard... and not pick it up
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56775 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:32 pm to
This is a dogshit story.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15620 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:32 pm to
should have thrown it at her car.
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3046 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:32 pm to
Maybe you just look trashy?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:33 pm to
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felt the need to scream out her car window.

Next time have a dog turd in hand ready to throw through her window.
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:34 pm to
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This is a dog shite story.


This thread is an example of the Karenation of the OT. Every day, people are starting threads just so they can name drop Karen.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46755 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:34 pm to
It could be worse. You could have been black.

Nothing brings out the Karens like a black dude in a white neighborhood. Even if he's lived there with his wife forever. And is always walking around the neighborhood and working in his yard.



This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 1:35 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139231 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:35 pm to
There's only one man to call


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:35 pm to
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This thread is an example of the Karenation of the OT. Every day, people are starting threads just so they can name drop Karen.

Ok, boomer.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61614 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:36 pm to
Please make it stop
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
On the water somewhere
Member since Oct 2007
8664 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:36 pm to
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My dog had taken a dump about an hour earlier and I put it in a dog poop bag

Uh yeah, frick that!
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86519 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:37 pm to
This is my first foray into Karenville. I have always previously referred to these people as Moral Nannies. They wag those fingers at ya.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38241 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Karen


quote:

Lsupimp



You are way too smart to be throwing this word around, bud.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6795 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:55 pm to
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My dog had taken a dump about an hour earlier and I put it in a dog poop bag and threw it away
Can you imagine an alien observing humanity and seeing this? Probably sent a message back to the home planet that there was no intelligent life on Earth. Possibly thinking dogs rule the planet?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18578 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 2:00 pm to
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This thread is an example of the Karenation of the OT. Every day, people are starting threads just so they can name drop Karen.


It’s a Karent event.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23472 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 2:07 pm to
Did this happen in district 91???
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86519 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 2:11 pm to
Memes are WAY more powerful than articulate descriptions. I have been annoyed with moral nannies my whole life. I referred to them here years ago as The Committee of Oh My God and many other things and nobody cared. But “ Karen” for whatever reason, resonates. I talked about the phoniness of the dominant media culture for years and nobody GAF. But Orange Man says the term “ fake news “ and suddenly everybody gets it. Memes, phrases etc are way more powerful than an army of articulate wordsmiths. It’s a funny thing.
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