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Kansas man requests 'trial by combat' with swords to settle custody battle with ex-wife
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:55 am
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:55 am
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The judge had the power to let the parties “resolve our disputes on the field of battle, legally," David Ostrom said, adding in his filing that trial by combat "has never been explicitly banned or restricted as a right in these United States."
He also asked the judge for 12 weeks' time so he could secure Japanese samurai swords.
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Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:55 am to theunknownknight
Would be awesome
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:56 am to theunknownknight
quote:
'trial by combat' with swords to settle custody battle with ex-wife
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:56 am to theunknownknight
No matter the outcome, he’s still going to get cut in half.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:57 am to theunknownknight
HELL YES
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:57 am to theunknownknight
Pics of guy? Is he really short by chance? Like under 4’ tall?
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:58 am to theunknownknight
Something tells me that the judge is going to frick this dude over hard after making that requests in his court room.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:58 am to theunknownknight
this is how all lawsuits should be handled.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:59 am to theunknownknight
I admire his most but not the nest way to look stable in a custody fight.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:00 pm to theunknownknight
Too much Westeros in him
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:00 pm to PhiTiger1764
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:00 pm to MorbidTheClown
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this is how all lawsuits should be handled.
Agree....would certainly cut down on all the bullshite cases
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:00 pm to theunknownknight
Now, I can support this. Put the shite a pay per view and let's balance the budget!
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:01 pm to theunknownknight
Pretty sure laws against Dueling covers this.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:01 pm to YouAre8Up
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Something tells me that the judge is going to frick this dude over hard after making that requests in his court room.
Well he either was going for that or the appearance of being insane. If he truly wanted custody, it looks like he just gave her full custody with that sort of statement.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:03 pm to Steadyhands
This is the very definition of a man who is at the end of his rope.
"Falling Down" is imminent.
"Falling Down" is imminent.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:08 pm to theunknownknight
Yeah, I’m gonna go with this guy should absolutely not have custody of his children.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:09 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:11 pm to BuckeyeFan87
i dunno, if he's a badass with a sword, he can protect them.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:12 pm to MorbidTheClown
A long time ago that’s all that was needed in order to be considered a good husband and father.
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