Started By
Message

Just got done taking a piss on a United flight.

Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:57 am
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69183 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:57 am
And every time I use the restroom in an airplane I always think “what if the plane goes down and this is how it ends.”

Wouldn’t that be shitty.

Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?

And no, I didn’t fly private today. #inflation
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3971 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:58 am to
I like to pee on a plane with the door open.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
10043 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?


Dying in a plane crash would be one of the coolest ways to go.

That guy that got sucked into the engine? I mean, it'd be horrible, but it'd be over pretty quickly. And your story is you got sucked into an engine. In 100 years when everyone you love is dead and gone and there's a news clip about a guy getting sucked into an engine, that's a legacy.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18070 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:59 am to
quote:

I like to pee on a plane with the door open.

That’s only ok on flights to/from India.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44898 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:01 pm to
I always look around and think this would be the most random arse group of people to ever die in a plane crash together.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26563 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:03 pm to
I’m always intrigued by the mechanics of a mile high encounter in a space where I cannot stand fully upright and barely have room to turn around in place.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74866 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?
<——Brings his own Ziplock® bags aboard commercial flights.

Zero bathroom visits needed.

So no odd thoughts about potentially expiring in an aircraft’s head.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3065 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:05 pm to
No, and how can you use the internet while on an airplane?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12450 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:11 pm to
The airplane bathroom is arguably the best spot to be in the event of a plane crash. If I’m going out like that, then I’m raiding the alcohol cart and barricading myself inside the bathroom till I see Jesus or a checkered flag. The worst would be middle seat between two whales watching everyone panic and scream as we drop from the sky.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69183 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

No, and how can you use the internet while on an airplane?


I’m just using my cell signal baw. You need a VPN though.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25576 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:17 pm to
If you jackoff in the bathroom, is that considered the half-mile high club?
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6388 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:18 pm to
why take a piss rather than leave one?
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4303 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:22 pm to
Personally, I don’t see any difference in standing in a tiny box with my dick out and sitting in that cramped little seat with my head between my legs kissing my arse goodbye. They would both suck equally.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27933 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

And every time I use the restroom in an airplane I always think “what if the plane goes down and this is how it ends.

Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?



nope, i think the same thing, most of the time, when i use the bathroom in an airplane....
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
4604 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Dying in a plane crash would be one of the coolest ways to go.


Nah it’s a terrifying way to go let’s be real lol

It’s completely out of your control and you’re crammed in a long metal tube that’s going 500 mph. People don’t scared about driving because there’s at least certain aspects of it that are within your control.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1117 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:44 pm to
No my biggest fear is actually crapping my self or having to take an intense dump on a flight.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87522 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

No, and how can you use the internet while on an airplane?
lol. Are you serious.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9998 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

And every time I use the restroom in an airplane I always think “what if the plane goes down and this is how it ends.”


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139443 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 1:53 pm to
I avoid airplane bathrooms
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69183 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 2:13 pm to
Because you’re afraid of crashing while taking a piss?
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram