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Just got done taking a piss on a United flight.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:57 am
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:57 am
And every time I use the restroom in an airplane I always think “what if the plane goes down and this is how it ends.”
Wouldn’t that be shitty.
Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?
And no, I didn’t fly private today. #inflation
Wouldn’t that be shitty.
Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?
And no, I didn’t fly private today. #inflation
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:58 am to GeorgeTheGreek
I like to pee on a plane with the door open.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:59 am to GeorgeTheGreek
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Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?
Dying in a plane crash would be one of the coolest ways to go.
That guy that got sucked into the engine? I mean, it'd be horrible, but it'd be over pretty quickly. And your story is you got sucked into an engine. In 100 years when everyone you love is dead and gone and there's a news clip about a guy getting sucked into an engine, that's a legacy.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:59 am to Aguga
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I like to pee on a plane with the door open.
That’s only ok on flights to/from India.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:01 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I always look around and think this would be the most random arse group of people to ever die in a plane crash together.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:03 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I’m always intrigued by the mechanics of a mile high encounter in a space where I cannot stand fully upright and barely have room to turn around in place.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:04 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
quote:<——Brings his own Ziplock® bags aboard commercial flights.
Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?
Zero bathroom visits needed.
So no odd thoughts about potentially expiring in an aircraft’s head.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:05 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
No, and how can you use the internet while on an airplane?
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:11 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
The airplane bathroom is arguably the best spot to be in the event of a plane crash. If I’m going out like that, then I’m raiding the alcohol cart and barricading myself inside the bathroom till I see Jesus or a checkered flag. The worst would be middle seat between two whales watching everyone panic and scream as we drop from the sky.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:12 pm to UFFan
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No, and how can you use the internet while on an airplane?
I’m just using my cell signal baw. You need a VPN though.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:17 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
If you jackoff in the bathroom, is that considered the half-mile high club?
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:18 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
why take a piss rather than leave one?
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:22 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Personally, I don’t see any difference in standing in a tiny box with my dick out and sitting in that cramped little seat with my head between my legs kissing my arse goodbye. They would both suck equally.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:34 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
quote:
And every time I use the restroom in an airplane I always think “what if the plane goes down and this is how it ends.
Am I the only one who has this thought any time they use an airplane restroom?
nope, i think the same thing, most of the time, when i use the bathroom in an airplane....
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:37 pm to Odysseus32
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Dying in a plane crash would be one of the coolest ways to go.
Nah it’s a terrifying way to go let’s be real lol
It’s completely out of your control and you’re crammed in a long metal tube that’s going 500 mph. People don’t scared about driving because there’s at least certain aspects of it that are within your control.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:44 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
No my biggest fear is actually crapping my self or having to take an intense dump on a flight.
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:49 pm to UFFan
quote:lol. Are you serious.
No, and how can you use the internet while on an airplane?
Posted on 5/17/26 at 1:02 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
quote:
And every time I use the restroom in an airplane I always think “what if the plane goes down and this is how it ends.”

Posted on 5/17/26 at 1:53 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I avoid airplane bathrooms
Posted on 5/17/26 at 2:13 pm to kywildcatfanone
Because you’re afraid of crashing while taking a piss?
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