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re: Just fricked my house keeper.....
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:20 am to Charlie Arglist
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:20 am to Charlie Arglist
No you didn’t.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:24 am to momentoftruth87
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I had sex with my house keeper too (my wife)
Who HASN'T had sex with your housekeeper?
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:27 am to momentoftruth87
@moment, the golden trio is when you get a maid, chef, and supermodel 
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:31 am to Charlie Arglist
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Sorry, no pics
then it didn't happen
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:05 am to Huey Lewis
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Subtle "I can afford a housekeeper and also fricked my housekeeper" brag.
Sounds like he only has one though, so it's not really that impressive.
Must be a little house for such a small staff.
Time to step the game up.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 3:29 am
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:12 am to PenguinNinja
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No you didn’t.
Reality: he imagined she threw him a signal but he pussied out on making a move and went to the bathroom and jacked off thinking about her
Also reality: she didn't really throw him a signal, she was only being friendly to her employer and he misinterpreted it as flirting. Being a pussy saved him from a sexual harassment lawsuit
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:22 am to Charlie Arglist
quote:so you’re a housekeeper also?
NEVER SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOU WORK WITH!
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:00 am to Charlie Arglist
Congrats! Your son will look like this.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 4:04 am
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:04 am to Charlie Arglist
quote:. Not after you have to pay her to keep quiet.
low income
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:15 am to Charlie Arglist
Here is how the encounter really went down.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:26 am to Charlie Arglist
Dear penthouse forums...
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:57 am to Charlie Arglist
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Sorry, no pics
Hey! I'm here to help. Found the pic.
You're welcome.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:58 am to Charlie Arglist
look forward to the incoming “ what’re some good divorce attorneys “ thread
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:18 am to Charlie Arglist
Employee of the month!
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:22 am to Giantkiller
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Dear penthouse forums...
got me through some lonely times in high school
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:49 am to Charlie Arglist
I once banged a poor single mom bartender and then paid her to clean my house when I moved out a few months later. Does that count?
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