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re: Just fricked my house keeper.....

Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:20 am to
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2398 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:20 am to
No you didn’t.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:24 am to
quote:

I had sex with my house keeper too (my wife)


Who HASN'T had sex with your housekeeper?
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
7206 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:27 am to
@moment, the golden trio is when you get a maid, chef, and supermodel
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77965 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:28 am to
No you didn’t.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:28 am to
Housekeeper = Wife
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30479 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 2:31 am to
quote:

Sorry, no pics


then it didn't happen
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34520 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:05 am to
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Subtle "I can afford a housekeeper and also fricked my housekeeper" brag.


Sounds like he only has one though, so it's not really that impressive.

Must be a little house for such a small staff.

Time to step the game up.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 3:29 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:12 am to
quote:

No you didn’t.



Reality: he imagined she threw him a signal but he pussied out on making a move and went to the bathroom and jacked off thinking about her


Also reality: she didn't really throw him a signal, she was only being friendly to her employer and he misinterpreted it as flirting. Being a pussy saved him from a sexual harassment lawsuit
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21861 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:22 am to
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NEVER SLEEP WITH SOMEONE YOU WORK WITH!
so you’re a housekeeper also?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:51 am to
Congrats
Posted by Manlaw35
Member since Jan 2013
1354 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:00 am to
Congrats! Your son will look like this.

This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 4:04 am
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2694 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:04 am to
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low income
. Not after you have to pay her to keep quiet.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:15 am to


Here is how the encounter really went down.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25790 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:26 am to
Dear penthouse forums...
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15302 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:57 am to
quote:

Sorry, no pics


Hey! I'm here to help. Found the pic.




You're welcome.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38758 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 5:58 am to
look forward to the incoming “ what’re some good divorce attorneys “ thread
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2769 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:18 am to
Employee of the month!
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7980 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:22 am to
quote:

Dear penthouse forums...


got me through some lonely times in high school
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3215 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:46 am to


Not like this?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/19/19 at 6:49 am to
I once banged a poor single mom bartender and then paid her to clean my house when I moved out a few months later. Does that count?
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