Just found out my maid is a hot fitness instructor...

.....on the last day she is working for us . She has been cleaning our house for a year, but the wife and I never met her (she's subbed to us through a company). I've always forced my wife to reschedule if I was off on the day she was coming, because it's usually some old Mexican lady. My wife stopped by the house and immediately called to say it was a good looking, young, white girl who does this part time and is a fitness instructor on the side. She is doing the fitness thing full time now.

First day back to work in two weeks, plus this. I'm having a bad day.