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Just ate 4 totally raw chicken nuggets, how long do I have?
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:57 pm
Threw six in the microwave out a bag the wife bought from Walmart. As I am shoving the 5th one in my mouth, I read on the bag "Raw, ready to be cooked". They were in the microwave for about 45 seconds and tasted like shite. So long cruel world.
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Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:58 pm to toosleaux
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Just ate 4 totally raw chicken nuggets
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:58 pm to toosleaux
Your wife's plan worked
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:58 pm to toosleaux
so much trash in one post
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:58 pm to toosleaux
Nuggets
Raw
Wal-Mart
I'll be surprised if you make it through the day.
Raw
Wal-Mart
I'll be surprised if you make it through the day.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:58 pm to toosleaux
Have you survived food poisoning before?
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:59 pm to toosleaux
How did you get five deep before you realized something was wrong?!? I've done similar, but after the first one I was questioning wtf was wrong.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:59 pm to SabiDojo
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Your wife's plan worked
Posted on 7/31/16 at 12:59 pm to toosleaux
How much is your life insurance?
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:00 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
Your wife's plan worked
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:01 pm to toosleaux
You've got about six hours. Keep us updated on your symptoms
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:01 pm to Aristo
No chickens were harmed in the making of those nuggets.
Chok full of preservatives and antibiotics though. You'll be ok.
Chok full of preservatives and antibiotics though. You'll be ok.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:02 pm to toosleaux
cooking directions are just there for the food board-types...embrace your inner man...get up and take a big swig of barbecue sauce directly from the bottle to wash it all down with and you will be fine.
ETA: all of this talk today of sitting down while you piss apparently has me overcompensating a bit....
ETA: all of this talk today of sitting down while you piss apparently has me overcompensating a bit....
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:03 pm to toosleaux
If you down some Ipecac soon you may save the day and the beginning of your week.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:03 pm to toosleaux
I'm amazed you can tie your own shoes
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:11 pm to LSU alum wannabe
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No chickens were harmed in the making of those nuggets.
It's an outpatient procedure
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:11 pm to toosleaux
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So long cruel world.
Look at it this way: you already exceeded your time allotment according to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:12 pm to toosleaux
Should have used the instapot
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:13 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
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How did you get five deep before you realized something was wrong?!?
This.
This must be the OP
OP: "Man this chicken nugget tastes funny, almost like it's not cooked all the way"
OP: grabbing another chicken nugget and eats it
Posted on 7/31/16 at 1:15 pm to toosleaux
How the frick did you let this happen?
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