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Junk goes numb when sitting on bleachers

Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:30 pm
Posted by pickingnose
Member since Sep 2022
16 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:30 pm
My junk goes full on numb while sitting on straight metal bleachers and stays numb for a good 5 minutes after I stand up but does not go numb on the curved ones at Tiger stadium. What’s up with this numbing phenomena.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61289 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:32 pm to
You have shitty hip alignment when sitting on flat benches.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18670 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:32 pm to
Ergonomics
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41734 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:32 pm to
You’re gay
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3511 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:32 pm to
Definitely Aids
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:33 pm to
I think it’s a combination of sitting on metal bleachers AND picking your nose at the same time.
Posted by CPTDCKHD
Member since Sep 2019
1480 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:33 pm to
Vaccine side effects include, but are not limited to: junk going full on numb when sitting on metal bleachers
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30144 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:34 pm to
Stop being fat
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:36 pm to
Monkey pox
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27380 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:37 pm to
you are either too fat or too skinny.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7321 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:42 pm to
Any other symptoms?

Enlarged prostate?
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:44 pm to
It's just ergonomics and your nerves. Anybody that rides bikes for any length of time has the same thing.
Posted by h0ll@yaboy
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
132 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:45 pm to
Look into Maigne’s Syndrome
Posted by Classy Doge
Member since Nov 2021
2798 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:49 pm to
Remove your junk from your arse before you sit on metal bleachers
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4610 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:52 pm to
You're transgendering.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3508 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:58 pm to
Stop touching yourself while seated in the bleachers
Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
2063 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:05 pm to
You’re probably a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine.
Posted by captron
Occupied Sillycon Valley
Member since Jul 2018
404 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:05 pm to

Numb Nuts
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9444 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:26 pm to
Don’t tuck
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