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re: JP Morgan exec turned married male broker into her sex slave. Made him cry

Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:45 pm to
Think of me what you will
I've got a little space to fill

You Don’t Know How I Feel
Tom Petty
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481165 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:48 pm to
LINK

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When Lorna Hajdini stepped into a role that focused on financing for technology companies, she wanted to broaden her perspective of leveraged finance in an immersive learning environment.


Account name:

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hbsexeced


Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2493 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 8:55 pm to
The future movie will be named:

Private Equity Parts

The future porn will be named:

Lorna’s Flaccid Fantasies
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7727 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:01 pm to
Mmmmhmmm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157123 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:01 pm to
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berated him as he cried while she performed a sex act on him against his will.

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Hajdini dropped her pen on the floor next to his desk and, while bending to pick it up, rubbed his leg and squeezed his calf.

He claims she then remarked: ‘Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.’

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Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy?

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During the same event, he claims she repeatedly groped his groin under the table

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Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts

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Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him

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pushed him to the ground and sat on his face

Jeez. Poor guy.













But in all honesty, some of this doesn’t add up. Like this part:
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In the summer of 2024, it is claimed in the lawsuit that Hajdini showed up at an apartment where Doe was staying, knowing he’d be there.

Inside, Hajdini allegedly made sexual advances on Doe, which he rebuffed, insisting he wasn’t interested.

So you’ve been legit harassed by her for months, and she shows up at your apartment….in what fricking world would you ever actually let her inside?

And I’m interested in him reporting it and being put on leave with nothing happening. Unless the HR person was in on it with her, that’s a slam dunk harassment case and difficult to simply ignore, especially in this day and age. Like some of the shite she was doing would be egregious in a raunchy comedy movie, let alone real life.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:03 pm to
Dudes clearly gay.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5715 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:06 pm to
Ole gal speaks 4 languages on top of being a filthy slut and making stellar money … yes, please.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481165 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:07 pm to
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Ole gal speaks 4 languages on top of being a filthy slut and making stellar money


Don't forget the canons
Posted by stout
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184164 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
852 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:15 pm to
I was wondering what her heritage was with that name.

Makes sense now.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15352 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:19 pm to
I feel like I’ve read this story before. In the Dear Penthouse letters in the July 1988 issue.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13006 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:35 pm to
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Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking: ‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’


Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
6062 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:38 pm to
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Doe, who is Asian,


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‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’


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my little Arab boy toy,’


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But she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn’t ‘taste like curry,’


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‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?


If Carmen San Diego had been like this Americans would be way better at geography.

This is a tough one, but I think John Doe is from Kashmir.
This post was edited on 4/29/26 at 9:49 pm
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
952 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:46 pm to
I don't think I've ever upvoted just about every reply on a 3+ page thread, but here we are.

Nice work boys, never change O-T Lounge, never change.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2105 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:48 pm to
Absolutely none of that happened. This is complete BS.
Posted by Big Bill
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2015
1684 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:56 pm to
Dude has to be a fig
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61433 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 9:58 pm to
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bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons

Ole girl is ruthless.
but probably not wrong
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2105 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:05 pm to
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This is so specific, I'm guessing he kept a journal on his phone or something?


It’s completely made up. None of this ever happened.
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3361 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:08 pm to
She definitely posts here
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52629 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’


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