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re: Jon Taffer says you’ve been pouring your beer wrong.

Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72213 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:59 pm to
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I just pour it down my throat. Is that wrong?


Obligatory TWSS
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24955 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:04 pm to
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Anything worth doing is worth doing well. That includes pouring beer.


no it doesn’t. just drink the damn beer
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
296 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:04 pm to
Gotta admit I'm confused. Always poured it the slow way so I could get a whole beer in the glass in short order. Been on the sour mash last 20 years so I guess it's a moot point but I will say, wtf happens to that 1/4 beer that's left pouring JTs way? I guess if I owned a bar I wouldn't ask such silly questions.

Being unsophisticated has its advantages.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31642 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:08 pm to
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Gotta admit I'm confused. Always poured it the slow way so I could get a whole beer in the glass in short order. Been on the sour mash last 20 years so I guess it's a moot point but I will say, wtf happens to that 1/4 beer that's left pouring JTs way? I guess if I owned a bar I wouldn't ask such silly questions.

Being unsophisticated has its advantages.


He poured it a bit idiotically. With that said, if you pour a beer correctly and still have beer in the bottle, it means you need a bigger glass.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31642 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:09 pm to
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no it doesn’t. just drink the damn beer


It costs me nothing to know the "correct" way, and it takes less time to pour it correctly than it does to slowly pour the entire time. I'm not sure why you're white knighting so hard over this
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
296 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:20 pm to
Fair enough. Looks like JT needed a bigger glass.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13439 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:21 pm to
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The natty light of ireland.


You may be one of the shittiest people I've ever met virtually. F off back to your Pine Sol IPA, and leave the adults in the conversation. I can do Smithwick's no issue, but you're probably the person that goes to ROI and orders a black and tan, and doesn't understand why most of the people in the room want to bash your brains in.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30632 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:22 pm to
Talking beer with these homos?

They think fruity flavored beverages are beer.

Posted by JAXTiger16
TBD
Member since Apr 2013
2464 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:32 pm to
So…if I drink it out straight from the bottle do I need to vigorously pour it in my mouth to release the gases and then swallow?
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56627 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:35 pm to
The gasses will then release in your gut so no..you will just end up drinking less beer and end up feeling more full
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7153 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:39 pm to
This is well known in Europe. Taffer ain't saying anything new
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:52 pm to
Someone hasn't stuffed a tapper handle up Taffer's arse yet?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8310 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:53 pm to
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Somebody is wrong, but you’re right and refuse to elaborate with any details that might correct the error


CO2 releases aromas in the beer. Most of what you taste is direct correlation to what you smell. It has nothing to do with making you feel less bloated. Also pouring that vigorous blows all CO2 out of suspension of the beer, causing it to go flat quicker.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3618 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:54 pm to
Long necks or it ain't a beer.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7153 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:07 pm to
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Long necks or it ain't a beer.


Daddy Long Kneck?

Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13439 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:14 pm to
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CO2 releases aromas in the beer


Let me guess, you're a Cicerone?

You are completely right that smell is a massive input to taste.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35828 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:17 pm to
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Guinness is magic.


I ordered one when we were in London for the packer game because I was told it tastes different over there. And London was as close to Ireland as I was gonna get. Within two minutes of ordering it, some Irish guy goes “Don’t ever let anyone in Ireland see you drinking Guinness out of a plastic glass”. Welp
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87570 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:21 pm to
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Someone hasn't stuffed a tapper handle up Taffer's arse yet?


I used to know a female bartender who blew him.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13439 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:22 pm to
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Don’t ever let anyone in Ireland see you drinking Guinness out of a plastic glass


I think even a guy from Leeds would glass you for such an infraction. When you go back, spend two hours in Dublin at the Post Office and the Guinness brewery, and GTFO and go to the rest of Ireland. I won't spoil the surprise that you'll realize when you get to the top of the brewery, but it just makes the Irish beer love even deeper.

And hit some of the smaller distillery museums while you're there. Tullamore "forced" me to drink a shot before I left for Dublin (at 1030 AM). Fabulous people. The drunker the both of you get, the easier it is to understand each other.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22732 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:34 pm to
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Guinness has instructions on the can/bottle to pour "hard." I thought it was just a nitro thing. And, Guinness is magic.


Yeah but the Guinness Shits are a real thing and don’t dispel the OP
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