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Jon Taffer says you’ve been pouring your beer wrong.

Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:43 pm
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12610 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:43 pm
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The more head on the beer, the less bloated you soy boys will feel.

Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11535 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:44 pm to
I just pour it down my throat. Is that wrong?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63187 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:44 pm to
That Jon Taffer and Judge Judy tell it like it is!
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6403 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:49 pm to
Guinness has instructions on the can/bottle to pour "hard." I thought it was just a nitro thing. And, Guinness is magic.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27345 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:51 pm to
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Guinness is magic


The natty light of ireland.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101253 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:52 pm to
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The more head on the beer, the less bloated you soy boys will feel.



I don't like flat beer.
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
10689 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:59 pm to
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I don't like flat beer.


That doesn’t make it flat and he’s correct. But maybe you don’t need to pour it that hard.
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7435 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:02 pm to
Oh well.

WTF does Kige say?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:15 pm to
He's so close to being right yet is still wrong and is also wrong as to why you do it.

It has nothing to do with your feelings in your stomach. God damn soy boys ruin everything.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63835 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:21 pm to
If my customer has to wait 15 minutes to start drinking it, how much time am I really saving Jon? How many beers am I failing to sell in a given night, added up over a week, added up over the year? Are you trying to bankrupt me Jon? Do you not give a shite about the future of my business Jon? Do you not even give a shite about my family?

I want you back here at 6AM in the morning Jon, so we can get to work.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76169 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:24 pm to
Plugging it in the butt is a good way to get a buzz real fast
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12923 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:29 pm to
Beer in a glass….

Drink it out of the can like a fricking man.
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
9532 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:32 pm to
POUR DOWN CENTER! RELEASE CARBONATION!
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:35 pm to
This is dumb. So never drink a beer out of a bottle, Jon? The beer is gonna be warm by the time that head goes away.

I've never thought for one second about beer burps. It's part of drinking beer
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59584 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:45 pm to
Thought it was release aromas
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12861 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:46 pm to
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He's so close to being right yet is still wrong and is also wrong as to why you do it. It has nothing to do with your feelings in your stomach. God damn soy boys ruin everything.

You’re THAT guy.

Somebody is wrong, but you’re right and refuse to elaborate with any details that might correct the error.

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33844 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:47 pm to
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The more head on the beer, the less bloated you soy boys will feel.


This has been correct for decades. Release the gases so you don't get bloated. Bloated customers buy less beer


Pour it like you mean it
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26975 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:50 pm to
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That doesn’t make it flat and he’s correct. But maybe you don’t need to pour it that hard.


He definitely poured it a bit too hard. Beer was chugging out of there. Pour should be in the middle of the two. Pour the first half at a slow angle then pour the second half (give or take, based on how volatile the beer is) straight down into the center. Creates a solid head without making half your glass foam.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23862 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:54 pm to
caring about the head of a beer is one of the gayest things Ive ever heard of
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26975 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:58 pm to
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caring about the head of a beer is one of the gayest things Ive ever heard of


Anything worth doing is worth doing well. That includes pouring beer.
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