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Joke: I was making love with a married woman when her husband came home
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:17 am
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:17 am
She told me to use the back door and be quick.
On reflection, I should have left. But it's not every day that you get an offer like that

On reflection, I should have left. But it's not every day that you get an offer like that
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:18 am to Frank Black
That’s when you say “well, shite.”
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:21 am to Frank Black
She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:23 am to Frank Black
Good thing she didn’t say to go out the window.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:23 am to Jon Ham
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She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!

Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:25 am to Jon Ham
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She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!
Appreciate the clarification. I've been pondering it for some time now and now I can get on with my day.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:33 am to Frank Black
Thanks to the Ham lad for clarification. Funny joke!
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:33 am to Jon Ham
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She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!

Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:37 am to Frank Black
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She told me to use the back door and be quick.
And come again after he leaves.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:50 am to Jon Ham
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She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!

Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:59 pm to Jon Ham
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She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:07 pm to Jon Ham
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She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!
I bet you’re fun at parties
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:13 pm to WaterLink
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She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!
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Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:21 pm to Frank Black
Joke Part 2:
I was found guilty of rape. Apparently the law doesn’t let you assume they mean anal when they say “use the back door.” It’s not all bad, though. Prison has yoga classes. My cell mate said I’ll be bending over and touching my toes in no time.
I was found guilty of rape. Apparently the law doesn’t let you assume they mean anal when they say “use the back door.” It’s not all bad, though. Prison has yoga classes. My cell mate said I’ll be bending over and touching my toes in no time.
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