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Joke: I was making love with a married woman when her husband came home

Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:17 am
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5358 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:17 am
She told me to use the back door and be quick.

On reflection, I should have left. But it's not every day that you get an offer like that


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134653 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:18 am to
That’s when you say “well, shite.”
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29691 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:21 am to


She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33665 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:23 am to
Good thing she didn’t say to go out the window.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:23 am to
quote:

She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!


Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5732 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:25 am to
quote:

She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!


Appreciate the clarification. I've been pondering it for some time now and now I can get on with my day.
Posted by YellaDog
Member since Mar 2022
441 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:29 am to
What’s anal?
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5164 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:33 am to
Thanks to the Ham lad for clarification. Funny joke!
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32544 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:33 am to
quote:

She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!


Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:37 am to
How's the veal?
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2107 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:37 am to
quote:

She told me to use the back door and be quick.

And come again after he leaves.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30261 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 11:50 am to
quote:

She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!

Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20742 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!


Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14415 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!


I bet you’re fun at parties
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

quote:

She meant “leave” and he thought she wanted anal penetration!




Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29691 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:21 pm to
Joke Part 2:

I was found guilty of rape. Apparently the law doesn’t let you assume they mean anal when they say “use the back door.” It’s not all bad, though. Prison has yoga classes. My cell mate said I’ll be bending over and touching my toes in no time.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21865 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:26 pm to
Ba da boom tsssshhhhh!
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