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re: Joel Osteen Inspirational Cube! Do you want to be inspired?!

Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:43 am to
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13584 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:43 am to
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Would have made an amazing gag (in more ways than one) gift for Christmas.

Damn I wish I had seen this before. It looks like you can get it for any amount donation. I would've gotten a dozen for a dollar each, got them all wrapped, and given them all to one person to watch unwrap one after the other while I laugh my arse off.

...Come to think of it, I might get them now and set up the long con.
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
37769 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:44 am to
Think Joel has an inspirational cube in his private jet cabin?
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28772 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:45 am to
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Friend, no matter how big the obstacle, no matter what limitations have slowed you down in the past—know that your tomorrow is good and in God’s hands! No matter what your story has been, God is writing for your future.


Damn, it all makes sense now. TulaneLSU is Joel Osteen.
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:47 am to
Will Joel Osteen make it to heaven?

Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
84382 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Think Joel has an inspirational cube in his private jet cabin?
Yes. It plays this non-stop.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10506 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:48 am to
I just listened to that and within minutes, the postman showed up at my office with a check for $10,000.00 out of the blue. It's a miracle!
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22338 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:58 am to
Joel Osteen makes me year for the good old days of televangelists who played the piano and got caught with hookers.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 9:59 am to
The problem with gag gifts at Christmas is that sometimes it's harder for people to breathe through their noses during colder weather.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10506 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:03 am to
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This fricking con artist is unbelievable to me


The amount of people who attend this con "church" is unbelievable to me.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75344 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:06 am to
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Friend, no matter how big the obstacle, no matter what limitations have slowed you down in the past—know that your tomorrow is good and in God’s hands! No matter what your story has been, God is writing for your future.


Lol.

That isn't Christianity. It's motivational speak with nominal Christian packaging.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:10 am to
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The amount of people who attend this con "church" is unbelievable to me.


That I can make sense of:

Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10506 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:12 am to
lol he has many bits and quotes that are scarily applicable today.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117310 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:15 am to
"The forces that are for you are greater than the forces that are against you".

That's some deep shite right there.

WTF does that even mean?

So that is something that applies to everyone? What are these forces? Does everyone have the equal amount for forces?
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20118 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:20 am to
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When are we going to start treating churches like the businesses that they are


Around the same time we hold judges, DAs, and politicians to the same standards we hold police.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9078 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:21 am to
That is one creepy motherfricker.

Dude gives me nightmares.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117310 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:22 am to
These people like Osteen has to be paying kickbacks to someone.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14158 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:24 am to
I just entered $1 in to the donation and ordered it. I'll be so stoked if it actually ships.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31764 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:24 am to
Osteen is the most hypocritical fraud human being walking on earth today. I hate him almost as much as Destroya.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117310 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:28 am to
Joyce Meyer has to be up there...
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8494 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:29 am to
The testimonials from those zombies really sold me.
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