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re: Jimmy Swaggart related. Have you ever?
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:29 pm to REB BEER
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:29 pm to REB BEER
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Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:29 pm to LSU alum wannabe
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As I watch I can’t wrap my head around the people in the crowd and choir. Many look absolutely insane as you’d expect. But at least half look normal-ish. I don’t get how this happens?
Ever stop to consider that maybe these people are happy?
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:32 pm to Tangineck
Who was the guy who used to touch the foreheads of people and they'd faint? Bennie Hinn, maybe?
My personal favorite episode was one night when for some unknown (to me at least) reason he stated swinging his suit coat at people and they would faint. By the time he got through flailing his jacket around, the stage looked like Jonestown. Good times!
My personal favorite episode was one night when for some unknown (to me at least) reason he stated swinging his suit coat at people and they would faint. By the time he got through flailing his jacket around, the stage looked like Jonestown. Good times!
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:33 pm to Python
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Could have made you a holy roller.
Just in case you think you are the only person to think of this, I actually made this joke years ago which I probably heard from someone else....
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:37 pm to White Roach
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:39 pm to OweO
Brother Jimmy might have been able to heal your inability to walk or get wood. Just sayin’ maybe if you were open minded you could take the stairs or catch a boner every now or then.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:41 pm to LSU alum wannabe
No idea what you are talking about
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:52 pm to SlidellCajun
I had a friend in college who did a great Robert Tilton imitation, including crawling on his hands and knees through an imaginary pile of mail. It was hilarious.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:56 pm to Le Tenia
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catch a boner every now or then.
Its weird you assume I don't.
If Jimmy would agree to do it on live TV so all his followers can see, I will let him try to pray the walk into me. Make it happen.. That goes for any other preacher who people think can pray these things to happen and they will. I'd volunteer.
If anyone ever doubts a preacher who says they can "heal".. Tell them you want to put them to the test.. And let me know and I will try to work something out.. We do it live on youtube.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 8:57 pm to OweO
Even Jesus required you to have a measure of faith to be healed.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 9:07 pm to DiamondDog
My uncle once refused to shake hands with Jimmy.
Uncle said he was drawing $1,900 a month for disability and couldn’t afford to be healed.
Uncle said he was drawing $1,900 a month for disability and couldn’t afford to be healed.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 9:33 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Are they adults?
If so...
If so...
Posted on 9/12/22 at 9:34 pm to Twenty 49
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My uncle once refused to shake hands with Jimmy.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 9:52 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Briefly dated a young blonde hottie from ole Jimmy’s church back in 2005. FREAK in bed. Religious freak in the street. It was way too much. It was like she actually worshipped him instead of God.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 9:59 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Fletch Lives
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:11 pm to Jim Rockford
Just watch Righteous Gemstones and you will know everything you want to know about this shite.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:28 pm to LSU alum wannabe
My grandfather got the biggest kick out of watching/listening to Swaggart read off all the money morons sent in. He couldn’t believe it and would just laugh listening to it.
Posted on 9/12/22 at 10:30 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Sounds like a Trump rally
Posted on 9/13/22 at 5:42 am to Zappas Stache
And just like that OweO was healed and got wood at the mention of the boogeyman
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