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re: Jesus was crucified on Friday and rose from the dead on Sunday

Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:00 pm to
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I lean Wednesday crucifixion, or possibly Thursday. Not a chance it was Friday.


That’s my point
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:01 pm to

Well, the presser was at 4:00 that Friday. Death about 3:00'ish.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:01 pm to
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But timeline doesn’t add up

Bro what are you smoking...bath salts?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:02 pm to
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I think only Islam teaches he didn't die.
they think he's still ded
Posted by MeridianDog
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:05 pm to
He died Friday afternoon. That was day 1. The Jewish chiefs a=wanted it done before sabbath started at sundown and they had a soldier stab him in the side with his spear to make sure it happened. Can't believe he survived the lashing, but he was dead after the spear stabbing.

He was dead all day Saturday (Some say he went to hell and preached to the lost). That was day 2.

Sometime after midnight on Sunday, he was resurrected from the dead (A God Did It kind of thing. If you can't understand that, I can't help you). Sometime between midnight and just before dawn, the stone rolled away (another God thing) and the Roman soldiers day went downhill, when Jesus walked out. That was day three. Sometime after dawn (still day three), The women showed up to work on his embalming and found the empty Tomb.
This post was edited on 3/31/24 at 6:08 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:05 pm to
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and he was placed in the tomb late Saturday afternoon


He was places in the tomb on Friday.
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:06 pm to
If it happened, he wasn't nailed. It has been proven over and over that the nails would just rip out. Crucifixion was not done on an upright cross. Instead, it was a big X. The arms were bound to the upright angles, not usually nailed Often times, the legs were broken. This meant the weight of the body pulled at the arms upward and back at an extreme angle. This combined with the head sagging forward led to asphyxiation in as little as ten minutes.
This post was edited on 3/31/24 at 6:07 pm
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:06 pm to
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I lean Wednesday crucifixion, or possibly Thursday. Not a chance it was Friday.

That’s my point


His birthday is not Dec 25th either.

Neither of these discrepancies invalidates the resurrection or salvation.

In fact, the discrepancies would hopefully urge one to study more and dig deeper, thus strengthening his faith.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:07 pm to
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How did he actually die? What was his cause of death?



The usual cause of death from crucification was suffocation. The muscles of the chest give out and the rib cage collapses in on its self. The lungs can not expand enough to blow out CO2 and inhale O2.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:08 pm to
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But timeline doesn’t add up

Neither does your life, but God still loves you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:10 pm to
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Sometime between midnight and just before dawn, the stone rolled away (another God thing) and the Roman soldiers day went downhill, when Jesus walked out. That was day three. Sometime after dawn (still day three), The women showed up to work on his embalming and found the empty Tomb.


Where did he go? Did he head to Waffle House to meet up with his boys?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:11 pm to
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Did he head to Waffle House to meet up with his boys?


Yeah Jesus went to Waffle House.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:11 pm to
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He was places in the tomb on Friday.


Wrong
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:12 pm to
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If it happened, he wasn't nailed. It has been proven over and over that the nails would just rip out. Crucifixion was not done on an upright cross. Instead, it was a big X. The arms were bound to the upright angles, not usually nailed Often times, the legs were broken. This meant the weight of the body pulled at the arms upward and back at an extreme angle. This combined with the head sagging forward led to asphyxiation in as little as ten minutes.


Legit best answer in this thread whether it’s accurate or not
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
8817 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:13 pm to
He was crucified on a Wednesday.

Wednesday sundown- Thursday sundown=1 day

Thursday sundown-Friday sundown =2 days

Friday sundown- Saturday sundown = 3 days

He rose sometime Saturday night and the women found the empty tomb on Sunday morning
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:13 pm to
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How did he actually die? What was his cause of death? Just curious how did he get crucified on Friday afternoon, dies, then gets transferred to a tomb and rises from the dead on Sunday morning?


Just know that all this happened so a couple thousand years later the sitting president of the United States could declare this day for the dudes trying to play women’s sports.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:14 pm to
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Also, bear in mind Jesus had been flogged beforehand. This would entail being beaten with a whip that had pieces of bone or metal affixed. The method was to strike, get the bone/metal to to grip into the tissue, then give it a jerk to shred someone's tissue from their body and bones. In some cases, it was part of the Roman's capital punishment process.


Even with all that He died faster than usual. The other two were still alive and had to be taken down so they weren't there on the Sabbath, and Pilate didn't initially believe He was already dead.
Posted by AlwysATgr
Member since Apr 2008
20235 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:16 pm to
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Where did he go? Did he head to Waffle House to meet up with his boys?


Are any of your questions sincere or just total troll mode?



Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72422 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:17 pm to
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Was he ever even actually dead?


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No, tgrbaitn08, it was all one big hoax that all the perpetrators stuck to, even when they were being tortured and persecuted to uphold the lie.


This is something the edgy trolls like 08 don’t want to talk about. Look at what the disciples did in the garden when Jesus was arrested. They all fled. I think it was only John who actually went to the crucifixion. Even Peter denied him three times. From a strictly earthly standpoint, logic would tell them the whole thing with Jesus was done.

But then, after all that, all those who abandoned Him and denied Him, would dedicate their life to spreading His gospel. They’d give up their life as they’d known it to travel around the known world to spread this gospel. They’d suffer horribly to spread the gospel , even to the point of death.

So, the obvious question is why would they, those who fled from Him at the end, only days later dedicate their life to telling the world about Him? Why would they endure the privations, torture, and horrible deaths for Him? What caused such a gargantuan change of heart in these men? What was their motivation? What did they have to gain? Wealth? Power? Status? Or was it something else? Answer that question and you’ll answer the question of is the Gospetof Jesus Christ truth or fiction.
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