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BugAC
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Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”

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?? We're happy to announce the release of Jester King Noble Queen! ?? Noble Queen is a special release of Noble King Hoppy Farmhouse Ale, brewed in opposition to Texas Senate Bill 12, which would criminalize drag performances in which minors are present. People who know us the best know we've long prided ourselves on being a welcoming, tolerant, inclusive place for all, including members of the LGBTQ+ community. We host monthly drag bingo at Jester King, and if SB 12 passes, we'll be subject to a $10,000 fine per performance. We wish this were not the case, and far more importantly, we wish for tolerance, respect, and community for all of humanity. Noble Queen is our small part of this. To this end, we will be donating a portion of the proceeds from Noble Queen to Equality Texas, which is actively fighting SB 12 and other bills this legislative session that threaten LGTBQ+ rights. Noble Queen was brewed with Hill Country well water, Texas-grown malted barley and wheat, and noble hops. It was fermented with native yeast. It's a simple, hoppy farmhouse ale that's tied to a time, place, and people. It will be available at Jester King only starting today. ??: @reganmvaca Special thanks to Jester Kings amazing Drag Kings @sockmonkey613, @mctangelo, and @stellarmanx.








They acknowledge it criminalizes exposing children to perverts and still persists.
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Solo Cam
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
frick those pedophiles. I used to think people were lunatics but every day I think we get closer to an national divorce or a straight up civil war


jimmy the leg
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
Austin is the epicenter for the Communazis I the state of Texas.

This “May” actually help their “bottom” line.


Tantal
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
Groomer King Brewery?


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bad93ex
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So brave


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Prominentwon
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
They can use the funds from the 39 people who buy this beer.


Saskwatch
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
Breweries are some of the wokest centers on this earth....... Good beer tho


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Gifman
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
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Breweries are some of the wokest centers on this earth....... Good beer tho


True. Small breweries have employees that essentially graduated from barista.


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BugAC
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
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True. Small breweries have employees that essentially graduated from barista.


So is the evolution….

Liberal arts degree -> barista -> brewery -> shitting in the streets of San fransisco?
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MSTiger33
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
Currently in Austin. First trip. This place is a shithole.
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footswitch
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
Personally I’m for war.


Winston Cup
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
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Texas-grown malted barley

#notmymaltliquor

Maltese beverages are a gentlemans drink, not for the chicks with dicks


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Sun God
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
Jester King has good beer and a hell of a setup for a brewery but it’s not surprising they’re woke AF


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Winston Cup
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This place is a shithole

I agree. Can forget about the standard of living because you know at least 4/5 of your neighbors are liberal. And that’s what’s really important


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Gideon Swashbuckler
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
There are tranny figs in Texas???

Please, tell me more. This is huge news.


Joshjrn
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
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They can use the funds from the 39 people who buy this beer.


Yep, both Jester Kings and Dripping Springs in general are awful. No one should ever go


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jamiegla1
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”
people used to jazz all over themselves for JK. I honestly dont care for a lot of their beers.


TigerCoon
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re: Jester King brewery in Austin, TX tells bud light, “hold my she-testicles”



In the same spirit, Austin is a phag city


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