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re: Jessica Simpson 2001- 2006 was the hottest woman on the planet At that time.

Posted on 11/22/24 at 8:45 am to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20343 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 8:45 am to
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The real question is, which of any of these still looks good?

Still looking good at 50 matters, otherwise what you see at 25 was just an illusion.


We're not talking about marriage here. If you're smoking hot when I'm with you that's all that matters. I hooked up with hot girls in college that are disgusting looking now. Doesn't mean I regret it
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 11/22/24 at 8:45 am to
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This post was edited on 5/4/25 at 4:07 pm
Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
786 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 8:58 am to
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All went downhill for both of them once she started dating Tony Romo.


Yoko Romo
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 9:12 am to
You know when they say no matter how hot a chick is there is someone somewhere sick of dealing with her shite? Here's the Jessica Simpson version.

My nephew worked at The Phoenician resort in Scottsdale in the early 2000's in outside services in the golf department and dealt directly with guests who were golfing and there were always celebrities staying at the resort. He was dating one of the beer cart girls but ended the relationship for some reason. He was able to golf one day in a foursome with Emmitt Smith, Alice Cooper and Simpson's husband at the time, Nick Lache. The next day the beer cart girl bragged that she went to Lache's room at the Four Seasons and presented pics and sexual texts between the two, presumably to make my nephew jealous. She also said he complained a lot about his wife and their marriage. The marriage ended shortly thereafter. The beer cart girl ended up marrying a famous NASCAR driver.
This post was edited on 11/22/24 at 9:34 am
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 9:17 am to
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Broski

STFU you choad
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 9:25 am to
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14340 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 9:33 am to
That body would let me overlook her IQ.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109287 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 9:36 am to
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I met her at a private airport in 2003, she was in the outfit she was singing the national anthem in, amazing performance...


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private airport


quote:

armsdealer


Information checks out.
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
508 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 9:40 am to
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TRUE STORY….she almost ran over my son in front of St Vincent Mall. We had seen her earlier in the mall. She was obviously trying to be incognito and had on a baggy sweatshirt and a ball cap. Even still she was a very attractive gal in person.when we were leaving my son darted out and as she was passing in front of all entrance and she had to slam on brakes to keep from hitting him.


What’s the highest grade you’ve completed?
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1656 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 11:57 am to
Nobody put up her most famous picture at the beach.

Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1875 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 1:00 pm to
Top pic was taken at George’s Southside during filming of The Dukes.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18872 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 1:28 pm to
she was hot, and given an opportunity i would have, but wouldn't have been my 1st choice
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 1:38 pm to
Her Daisy Duke scene was faptacular
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45125 posts
Posted on 11/22/24 at 1:55 pm to
That's an alpaca hoof.

Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1909 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 9:53 pm to
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What’s the highest grade you’ve completed?
quote:

What’s the highest grade you’ve completed?


Why?
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52560 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 10:09 pm to
Awesome toes in that picture.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196588 posts
Posted on 11/23/24 at 10:18 pm to
I would eat corn out of her arse
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 1:20 am to
Terrific body. Her face just never did it for me though.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15076 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 1:32 am to
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My cousin(is a stunt guy and he is/was friends with Johnny Knoxville) met her years ago in Baton Rouge and he said she was tiny as f. She was like 5'1 , 90lbs. he also said his friend Knoxville(actor) was tapping dat arse.


Heard the same thing. And I know two girls that claimed they banged him in Baton Rouge during this time.
This post was edited on 11/24/24 at 1:33 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24196 posts
Posted on 11/24/24 at 6:07 am to
no. No she was not
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