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re: Jersey Mikes is about to be Red Lobstered.

Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:30 am to
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:30 am to
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Summary for those of us who don’t feel like watching YouTube videos for every piece of information?



normally I'd agree but it's only a minute and a half long and a fantastic explanation. Worth the watch.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:31 am to
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I hope not. Jersey Mikes is easily the best sub chain.




Firehouse by a LOT.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18546 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:31 am to
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Private equity buying into JM’s and going to do typical private equity things and ruin a perfectly good business.


Thank you.
Posted by jclem11
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Member since Nov 2011
9543 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:31 am to
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TigerIron


Don't cut yourself on all that edge, chief.

On topic, the PE vultures are infiltrating and ruining every single sector of society and turning the world into a complete sterile hellscape.

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17476 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:32 am to
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I'll eat a Jersey Mike's sandwich. I will not eat at Subway.


Like both but Jersey Mikes is overpriced.

Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56623 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:33 am to
And it opens the door for someone else. Like most tings, it's cyclical and in a few years we will have a new Jersey Mike's just like Jersey Mike's came after Quiznos. It's the cycle of our economic system.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:33 am to
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I get the general idea of what he’s saying but the real estate aspect makes no sense. Red Lobster had prime space on retail corridors with free standing pad sites. Jersey Mikes will have a franchisee with a relatively short term lease in a strip mall and little square footage. There is no real estate play here.



I thought of this too.

But they (venture capitalists) are going to apply the Quiznos model to Jersey Mike's rather than the Red Lobster model (which he does mention in the video). I think he used the Red Lobster reference, while similar from a venture capitalists perspective, just because it is a recent story.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:33 am to
They are having endless subs?
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18917 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:33 am to
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Jersey Mike's is only slightly above subway tier


Jersey Mikes is WAYYYY better than Subway. Across the board.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6325 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:34 am to
It's expensive compared to Subway but much higher quality, imo.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17476 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:34 am to
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Jersey Mikes is WAYYYY better than Subway. Across the board.


Except $$$$
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:34 am to
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On topic, the PE vultures are infiltrating and ruining every single sector of society and turning the world into a complete sterile hellscape.



That's why I mentioned in the OP that this is a long term opportunity for local mom and pops.
This post was edited on 6/3/24 at 8:36 am
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46135 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:35 am to
The demise of Quiznos is a sad chapter in American history.
Posted by jclem11
Chief Nihilist
Member since Nov 2011
9543 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:35 am to
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nolanola


Any time PE gets involved with a business the following is GUARANTEED to happen in rapid order:

1. mass layoffs -- cost cutting is all these vultures know as they don't actually know how to run a business, only how to extract every ounce of money out of said business.

2. cut all investment into the product or service -- again these vultures have no actual ability to create a product or run a business.

3. sell off all real estate to their buddies and load the business up with debt and insane long-term leases that will take all cash flow out of the business and eventually kill it

4. have business file bankruptcy and extract the last little bit of cash and assets out of the business and lay off all the employees that are left in the process.

Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6528 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:36 am to
Can someone name one chain restaurant where private equity increased the food quality and dining experience?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Any time PE gets involved with a business the following is GUARANTEED to happen in rapid order:

1. mass layoffs -- cost cutting is all these vultures know as they don't actually know how to run a business, only how to extract every ounce of money out of said business.

2. cut all investment into the product or service -- again these vultures have no actual ability to create a product or run a business.

3. sell off all real estate to their buddies and load the business up with debt and insane long-term leases that will take all cash flow out of the business and eventually kill it

4. have business file bankruptcy and extract the last little bit of cash and assets out of the business and lay off all the employees that are left in the process.



Nice summary.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
13684 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:40 am to
Wow. Quiznos isn't something I've thought of in years. I usually liked their subs.

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80471 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:42 am to
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Now he is correct that they could possibly lease back equipment and increase supply chain costs.



That is what Quiznos did. Franchises could ONLY buy equipment and supplies from the supply company that the parent company owned, and they kept jacking up the prices.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5510 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:42 am to
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But the new Tigerdroppings embedded twitter post/video feature allows you to click on the video without "finding" it or a redirect from the thread.


Well, technically, I clicked on the thread link only to find a video. But I wasn’t necessarily singling your thread out. Basically just any time I click on something expecting to find a write up only to find a video, I never watch the video.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
20640 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:48 am to
All the national chain sandwich places are gross. Jersey Mikes, Firehouse, Subway, whatever, they're processed meat roll garbage. The Jersey Mike's commercial where they brag about 'slicing the meat right in front of you!!!!!' is so fricking dumb. Oh, well that's quality right there, they're slicing that processed meat roll right in front of me!!!!!

ETA: all the fatties downvoting.
This post was edited on 6/3/24 at 8:53 am
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