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re: Jefferson and Orleans parish residents:Please enroll in FREE covid antibody testing

Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20749 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:52 pm to
Are you the guy putting these signs all along Clearview?

Seems like a cheap trick based off of what the sign looks like.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99045 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:55 pm to
They’re gonna try to sell you a timeshare when you get there before the test
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:59 pm to
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test was negative


Is it a possibility that you weren't actually sick with COVID-19? Maybe you just thought you were?

You live in a Parish with relatively few cases, even with increased testing. You work at a nursing home where no residents were ill with COVID-19. Mid February was before the outbreak really got going. You live on a farm - not exactly a high population density.

Maybe you had a mild case of the flu.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
41008 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:00 pm to
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Do we have any idea as to the accuracy of the test they will be using?



While 100% accuracy is useful to you on an individual basis, it is not necessary on the aggregate basis, though of course, is preferred.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
58301 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:00 pm to
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Anybody who wants this to open back up, should participate in these tests


I thought we had to flatten the curve to open back up?
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36216 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:04 pm to
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Lower mortality rate and higher immunity rate gets rid of the lockdown faster you pieces of retarded shite


In theory it ABSOLUTELY should...if the only consideration of those maintaining the lockdown was the well being of the public.

The goalpost justifying the lockdown have constantly been moved throughout the last 8 weeks. This, despite the fact that virtually ALL of the number have been, and continue to trend WELL below the cataclysmic predictions set forth at the beginning. The government officials have shifted to using the lockdown as political leverage under the guise of "protecting the public." I don't know if there are any points of data that will change their approach other than (a) the populace signals they won't be reelected unless they open their cities/states and/or (b) the public and businesses just quit following their orders
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29859 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:09 pm to
I signed up last week and was never called or received a text. So assume they were already at capacity.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:10 pm to
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Ok. Enjoy the lockdwon


More like I don't need the gov running my life or tracking me.
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
6010 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:11 pm to
You just want my DNA
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:11 pm to
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I signed up last week and was never called or received a text. So assume they were already at capacity.


We havent filled up yet, but likely your demographic has met the quota

We are trying to have he sample match as close to possible with state demographics(excluding minors of course)
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:12 pm to
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More like I don't need the gov running my life or tracking me
Ok. Good luck living a healthy long life never going to a doctor for health screening
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 2:13 pm
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
58301 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:37 pm to
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Ok. Good luck living a healthy long life never going to a doctor for health screening


Pretty sure the government doesn't get your private health screening test results.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:45 pm to
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Pretty sure the government doesn't get your private health screening test results.

Jesus Christ

A healthcare system is doing these tests, not the govt. So if you are scared these results tied with your personal info will be shared due to this, to stay consistent you would need to never go to the doctor for health screenings. Make sense? Because the healthcare system already has your records.....
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 2:46 pm
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19998 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:52 pm to
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Enjoy the lockdwon



Enjoy being dumb.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:54 pm to
I’m dumb because I think a person is a ducking retard for being afraid of a healthcare system illegally sharing their results with the govt?

Any idiot posting that in this thread better stop going to the doctor, because we love to take their blood and give it straight to Nancy pelosi and chuck shumer for research they use it to extract their dna and make robot clones to vote democrat

Heil Biden!!
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 2:56 pm
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86740 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:57 pm to
fighting the good fight in here

you can't reason with retards, man
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:58 pm to
“They need to open the hospitals so people can do their annual health screenings!!!!”

“I’m not going to give my blood to a hospital and have them sell my info to the govt!!!!”

Makes sense
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19998 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:59 pm to
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I’m dumb because I think a person is a ducking retard for being afraid of a healthcare system illegally sharing their results with the govt?



You're dumb because you are naive and uneducated. As someone with experience working for the Federal government's medical sector, you have no idea how much biostatistical data is shared with the government through the CDC, NIH, HHS, etc. Those PHI disclosures you sign at civilian hospitals doesn't block the government from collecting data.
Posted by ShootingsBricks4Life
Member since May 2017
2601 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 3:00 pm to
Relax. We'll hit the numbers that we need for this study by Friday. Phase one is starting Fri/Sat so this study will not make things move along faster even for phase 2/3. You should know this.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112623 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 3:01 pm to
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You're dumb because you are naive and uneducated. As someone with experience working for the Federal government's medical sector, you have no idea how much biostatistical data is shared with the government through the CDC, NIH, HHS, etc. Those PHI disclosures you sign at civilian hospitals doesn't block the government from collecting data.

yeh, no shite. That’s my entire point. All your info is being shared ANONYMOUSLY all ready for continued medical research if you ever go into the doctor for health screenings....So if you are afraid of “I ain’t letting the govt have much blood baws”, I hope you never get annual checkups .


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