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re: Jefferson and Orleans parish residents:Please enroll in FREE covid antibody testing
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:41 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:41 pm to lsupride87
It takes one fetus dna to make those tests. But you guys just worry about your antibodies.
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:42 pm to lsupride87
I will never give my name and blood sample to a government agency especially right now
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:42 pm to heatom2
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The website says they will not share your personal information to anyone.
Just like 99% of clinical trials. Research sites take data confidentiality very seriously because you can be barred from research if you do not protect that data.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:42 pm to Breesus
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I will never give my name and blood sample to a government agency especially right now
What about Ochsner?
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:43 pm to Breesus
quote:Ok
I will never give my name and blood sample to a government agency especially right now
How about a hospital?
You dont to annual physicals? 
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:43 pm to guedeaux
We will collect your name, contact info, and date of birth to make sure that testing results are delivered to the correct person.
We collect demographic information like age, gender, race, and ethnicity to help public officials understand who has been most impacted by COVID-19.
However, your personal information (like name and contact info) will NOT be shared outside of Ochsner.
Your testing information will tell us how widespread COVID-19 has been across communities in New Orleans.
It can still be tracked back to you & it also doesn’t specify use outside of Ochsner
We collect demographic information like age, gender, race, and ethnicity to help public officials understand who has been most impacted by COVID-19.
However, your personal information (like name and contact info) will NOT be shared outside of Ochsner.
Your testing information will tell us how widespread COVID-19 has been across communities in New Orleans.
It can still be tracked back to you & it also doesn’t specify use outside of Ochsner
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:43 pm to burdman
I lived next door to the Ochsners growing up. You can trust them.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:45 pm to LSUJML
quote:Ok man
It can still be tracked back to you & it also doesn’t specify use outside of Ochsner
Just make sure you stop going to the doctor and ever having any medical screenings done
make sure your tin foil hat is strapped down nice and tight too
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:45 pm to lsupride87
Ok government....
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:46 pm to OysterPoBoy
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takes one fetus dna to make those tests. But you guys just worry about your antibodies.
What?
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:46 pm to lsupride87
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You dont to annual physicals?
I use a fake name and someone else's blood
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:47 pm to lsupride87
I’m really not like that, I just don’t trust antibody tests with reports that most aren’t accurate
Also since it’s too early to know if you can be reinfected what’s the point?
I will also not do anything willingly to help Ochsner
Also since it’s too early to know if you can be reinfected what’s the point?
I will also not do anything willingly to help Ochsner
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:48 pm to Breesus
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Jefferson and Orleans parish residents:Please enroll in FREE covid antibody testing
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You dont to annual physicals?
I use a fake name and someone else's blood
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:48 pm to Breesus
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What?
My BIL on my wife’s side works in big pharma and told me that. I consider him a reliable source.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:48 pm to LSUJML
quote:fight on brother
I’m really not like that, I just don’t trust antibody tests with reports that most aren’t accurate
Also since it’s too early to know if you can be reinfected what’s the point?
I will also not do anything willingly to help Ochsner
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:48 pm to LSUJML
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It can still be tracked back to you
But only by approved research personnel (likely only the Principal Investigator and 1 or 2 collaborators) who have the identifier keys.
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it also doesn’t specify use outside of Ochsner
If known at this time, this use outside of ochsner would have to be specified in the informed consent document and/or the ICD will state that de-identified data could be used for future IRB-approved research.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:50 pm to lsupride87
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This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 9:09 am
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:51 pm to upgrayedd
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The government taking my blood? Nah....
Ochsner is now the government? Goddamn some of you are stupid.
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:53 pm to heatom2
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Do we have any idea as to the accuracy of the test they will be using?
I think last time when they did some small testing a short while ago they used Abbott’s test. I’d doubt they shifted who they’re in bed with.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:53 pm to AbitaFan08
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Ochsner is now the government? Goddamn some of you are stupid.
I figured the gif would be an obvious sign that it was a joke, but
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Goddamn some of you are stupid.
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