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re: Jeep owners and rubber ducks

Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45826 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:28 pm to
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6 ducks on my dash


How many dicks have you sucked in your lifetime
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17709 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:29 pm to
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How many dicks have you sucked in your lifetime


Before or after the Navy?
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34547 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:31 pm to
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99.9% chance that Tesla will smoke you in any lane.


That Tesla absolutely could smoke me, but it won’t. Because 99% of Tesla drivers drive slow as shite
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7936 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:32 pm to
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I’m a bronco owner here to say y’all will never understand

same here. thank God im not getting ducks
Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
19712 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:32 pm to
50% of the people that own and drive jeeps look like this.

This post was edited on 11/14/23 at 8:33 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14216 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:34 pm to
Someone left a pineapple in my jeep one time.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4047 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:36 pm to
Placing rubber ducks on another's jeep is in the same spirit as when motorcyclists give the down low wave.

Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19227 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:37 pm to
Sad to see ain’t it.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10873 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:38 pm to
You can make a lot of mods to a Jeep and not look like a douche. At least you can make a lot more to a jeep than you can to any other truck or SUV without looking like a douche.

However, there is one modification that makes you an instant douchebag, even if it's the only mod you make.

I give you: Angry Eyes

Posted by dukeg7213
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2023
6913 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:41 pm to
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You can make a lot of mods to a Jeep and not look like a douche


Eh

Oversized off-road mudders, some dumb light bar, and 100 rubber ducks.

No thanks
This post was edited on 11/14/23 at 8:42 pm
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:44 pm to
I think it's a duck for every dick you suck.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10341 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:45 pm to
They love their bolt-ons.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36971 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:49 pm to
I’ve driven a jeep for 12 years. Only ever received 1 duck and I threw it away
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39117 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:55 pm to
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I own a ‘19 Rubicon 6 ducks on my dash. All given by my toddler nieces who love seeing them

Me: “frick off toddler nieces, I’m not queer.”
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17869 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:55 pm to
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1420 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 8:59 pm to
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Not quite Japanese tentacle porn weird but really damned close.


Repeats to self do not google, do not google, do not google ……..
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
10220 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:01 pm to
You typically see ducks on the JK/JL 4 door stock Jeeps or the mall crawlers. Very rarely will you see them on actual Jeeps (CJs, YJs, or TJs).

Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11164 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:01 pm to
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Complaining about it is like complaining that the factor puts a lift and bigger tires on them now before they hit the lot. It’s just something that jeep folks enjoy


Multiple Jeep owner here, so I guess I can say it's gay as shite.
This post was edited on 11/15/23 at 5:41 am
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39117 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:01 pm to
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Taco, FJ, 4Runner, GX, or TLC/LX.

What are those (other than FJ, 4Runner)?
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2534 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:02 pm to
Dude, phuck all that duck shite.

Did the Bald Mountain Jeep trail in SW Va last Sat. Three hours of ledges and switchbacks and mudholes at the top. That's what these vehicles are made for. Didn't see any mall crawlers...

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