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re: Jeep owners and rubber ducks

Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91714 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:02 pm to
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You typically see ducks on the JK/JL 4 door stock Jeeps or the mall crawlers. Very rarely will you see them on actual Jeeps (CJs, YJs, or TJs).



look out baws, we've got a Jeep purist over here
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5151 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:02 pm to
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Jeep owners are weirdos.


Painting with a VERY wide brush there my man. I own a 2001 Jeep Wrangler and would consider myself as ultra conservative and have never touch a dick other than my own.

Hate to break the news to you but not all Jeep owners are ghey and not all Subaru owner are lesbo.

Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
12280 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:03 pm to
I do t understand why anyone wants to drive that that. It’s a terrible vehicle, and you’re paying way too much.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91714 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:04 pm to
holy shite!! that looks scary as frick!!!!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39128 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:07 pm to
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Did the Bald Mountain Jeep trail in SW Va last Sat. Three hours of ledges and switchbacks and mudholes at the top.

Do you feel beat to shite after that?
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
10220 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:08 pm to
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look out baws, we've got a Jeep purist over here


No a “Jeep purist” wouldn’t include YJs in there with the square lights. And may not include TJs because they don’t have leaf springs. Next time you see ducks in windows look at the Jeep. I almost guarantee you that it is a 4 door.


This post was edited on 11/14/23 at 9:09 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39128 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:08 pm to
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and have never touch a dick other than my own.

You don’t have to be that strict about it…just keep it under 3.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91714 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:10 pm to
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look at the Jeep.


unfortunately I have to look at one every day, the wife wanted to channel her inner 16 year old a couple of years ago so I bought her one, she loves it, I can't stand the thing for anymore than taking it to get the oil changed or wheels rotated
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150041 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:11 pm to
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Fwiw i don't own a jeep
but you admitted going to the soccer board
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150041 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:12 pm to
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That's what these vehicles are made for
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121989 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:18 pm to
Jeep people are fricking weird. If I really wanted a Jeep, I wouldn't get one because of the Jeep cult.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2534 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:22 pm to
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Do you feel beat to shite after that?
I tell ya, you don't wanna go up there with a hangover or a stomach full of burritos. But it was offset by the gorgeous day, fresh air and Hank 3 on the speakers. The best part is there's no traffic/other people.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23078 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:27 pm to
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6 ducks on my dash. All given by my toddler nieces who love seeing them


whatever you gotta tell yourself.

The ducks are lame in the eyes of every single person who doesn’t drive a jeep.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10877 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:30 pm to
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Next time you see ducks in windows look at the Jeep. I almost guarantee you that it is a 4 door.


Yeah. The 4-door setup is almost inherently poseur.

The length of the vehicle and the clearance angles are inherently compromised. I've never owned a jeep but if I do it'll be the pure 2 door.


Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23078 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:35 pm to
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Next time you see ducks in windows look at the Jeep. I almost guarantee you that it is a 4 door.


My dude. It's 80% of the Jeeps on the road regardless of how many doors.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6733 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:41 pm to
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Taco, FJ, 4Runner, GX, or TLC/LX. What are those (other than FJ, 4Runner)?


Tacoma
Lexus GX (land cruiser prado)
Toyota Land Cruiser
Lexus LX (Lexus Land Crusier)

I have a 2001 Lexus LX and took it off road Friday and it handled mud, sand, and giant holes like a champ.
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34549 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:43 pm to
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the mall crawlers.


Using this term isn’t helping your case
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18300 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:51 pm to
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Me: “frick off toddler nieces, I’m not queer



that is the funniest shite ive read all day. Thank you sir
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18300 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 9:55 pm to
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can't stand the thing for anymore than taking it to get the oil changed or wheels rotated



They are shite to drive. Small space to sit in. Bounces you around. Slow as shite. Even shittier gas mileage.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26608 posts
Posted on 11/14/23 at 10:01 pm to
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Jeep


quote:

rubber ducks


I think they are both some kind of gay signal, but I am not certain. I know they have their own wave.
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