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re: Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer

Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:26 am to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
185678 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:26 am to
quote:

I am not a fan of his, and I WILL NOT BE WATCHING THAT shite.

I will be changing the channel for halftime.





"I will still watch the very NFL that chose this and spits in my face by allowing players to disrespect my country, but at least due to muh morals I will change the channel at halftime! That will show them I am serious!"

Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
65222 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Who even watches the Super Bowl anymore.


FIFM
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40622 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:30 am to
Jay-Z checked Jay-Z's schedule and it turns out he was available!


Jay-Z was sooooo excited to book Jay-Z!!!

I mean, what are the odds that an irrelevant 56 year old rapper would be available on only 90 days notice?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31648 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:34 am to
Jay-Z sucks and so does his wife.
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
25740 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:35 am to
Jay-Z is the lamest "all time great" music artist ever. Overrated as hell and always has been. he is damn lucky Biggie and Tupac got murdered or no one would give a single shite about him
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26792 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:37 am to
When was the last time a white person performed the at the Super Bowl halftime show?
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
7175 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:39 am to
Great! Two years in a row I wont understand WTF the performer is singing/rapping about.
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 12:42 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61805 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:39 am to
Maroon 5 back in 2019
Posted by Marlboro Smooth
Member since Dec 2025
206 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:39 am to
I wonder how many people he is going to have included to prop up this show.

He is very boring alone
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
133222 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:40 am to
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Jay Z's company Roc Nation has selected the Super Bowl Halftime performers since 2019 and will do so until 2029. The company has a contract with the NFL that was extended in 2024.



And surprise surprise not a single rock group since
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
44237 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 9:40 am to
Most overrated rapper of all time.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67608 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:11 am to
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greatness as a rapper
oxymoron
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6627 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:13 am to
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Imagine mumbling curse words about dealing drugs into a microphone being the pinnacle of cultural accomplishment for your entire race.

Don’t forget the incredible respect for women.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
90448 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:13 am to
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Jay-Z


Face literally looks like a puckered a-hole.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31648 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:15 am to
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We got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one

That's an Ice-T lyric, not a Jay-Z lyric.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
38021 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:18 am to
At least it will somewhat be in English. Most English speaking ppl will understand some of it.
Posted by Novastar
Member since Jan 2023
1120 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:26 am to
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I will be changing the channel for halftime.


I've done this since 2010.

2010 - The Who
2009 - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
2008 - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
2007 - Prince
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8861 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:34 am to
The dick Cheney method
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
9888 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:46 am to
quote:

For me it's a 40 minute period for me to shite, refill


You shite at parties?
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20821 posts
Posted on 10/20/26 at 10:47 am to
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He is one of the greats, but he is also the biggest douchebag in rap


Top 20, yes.
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