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Jason Kelce and Friends Want Your Pee to Cool AI Data Centers
Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:55 pm
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The future of AI is here. And apparently, it needs to be pissed on.
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The AI revolution has a water problem. Data centers need millions of gallons of water to keep their servers cool, and some companies have apparently decided that the most logical solution is to turn everyone into a human beverage-to-urine conversion machine.
Liquid Death, Garage Beer, and Jason Kelce have come together with a new environmental initiative: they want your pee.
Their plan is simple: drink their beverages, produce as much pee as humanly possible, and send it to AI data centers so we can all “pee on computers together and save humanity.”
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Yes, this is a real commercial. Yes, it includes singing. Yes, there are collectible sealable pee mugs.
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/wewantyourpee
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:56 pm to Shexter
Pumping AI full of sewerage feels like a way to really piss it off and make it want to exterminate us even faster.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:57 pm to Shexter
Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:58 pm to Shexter
I wouldn't piss on an AI data center if it were on fire.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:00 pm to Shexter
Classic. Sort of reminds me of Strange Brew where the Mckenzie Brothers, pissed out a fire for the Fire Dept.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:05 pm to Shexter
Streaming services
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:05 pm to Shexter
Jason Kelce fatigue is real
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:06 pm to Shexter
Masterclass in marketing right there.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:08 pm to Shexter
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The future of AI is here. And apparently, it needs to be pissed on.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:10 pm to Shexter
Where do they think the urine goes when you piss in the toilet?
We are not losing or gaining water here.
We are not losing or gaining water here.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:13 pm to HenryParsons
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Jason Kelce fatigue is real
He’s possibly the biggest industry plant of all time.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:13 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
There wasting resources, I’m on a sixer now.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:04 pm to Shexter
The whole thing feels like Colbert musical for Pfizer. We all know the Kelce brothers are completely bought and paid for by the DNC and globalist everywhere.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:07 pm to Shexter
Kelce is dumb as a Mack truck.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:08 pm to Breauxsif
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Kelce is dumb as a Mack truck.
He's so quirky!!! Omg, he took his shirt off again!
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:14 pm to Shexter
So do data centers cause a water problem or is global warming causing too much water? Which one is it?
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:18 pm to Shexter
Data centers are the "No Nukes" of the 2020s....
This post was edited on 8/18/26 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:41 pm to Shexter
Will they pay more for non vaccinated piss, so their AI robots don't turn out retarded?
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:50 pm to Shexter
I was wondering why data centers don't just use reclaimed water for it. People think its yucky anyway even if we treat the absolute hell out of it.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:13 pm to Shexter
Just when you think the hat dude couldn’t possibly be anymore of a douche nozzle
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