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re: Jalapenos and Sex - How many of you have mistakenly mixed these two?
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:35 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:35 am to DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:36 am to NATidefan
This is like the advice “never get frisky at a crawfish boil.”
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:49 am to NATidefan
I don't know about jalapenos, but I think it's a rite of passage in south Louisiana to learn that crawfish boil hands (no matter how well washed) and a woman's nether regions should NEVER come into contact.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:50 am to jfw3535
i mentioned this to a 40 something female tailgater a few years ago. she had no idea what i was talking about. 
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:51 am to NATidefan
know what else doesnt mix well? Peppermint essential oil
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:53 am to NATidefan
I’ve never fricked a jalapeño. Bell pepper is another matter all together.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:54 am to kciDAtaE
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I’ve never fricked a jalapeño. Bell pepper is another matter all together.
what about a warm apple pie?
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:56 am to MorbidTheClown
Was she fugly?? 
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:57 am to NATidefan
Oof.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:57 am to SEClint
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Never taken a Habanero and shoved it in a girl's arse while fricking her doggystyle?
Reminds me of Robert Downey Jr in Natural Born Killers
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:57 am to jfw3535
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Was she fugly??
4/10 maybe...
but even fugly girls are frickin somebody.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 11:53 am to MorbidTheClown
Several years ago. I was in charge of cutting up the veggies at a boucherie. Well, after cutting up a bunch of japs, I went piss behind the shed. Needless to say, 5 minutes later, my wife (no pics) was holding a coffee cup of milf while I teabagged it. No funny at all. When the burnin subsided, I went back outside and got a standing ovation from about 50 people!!!
Posted on 12/29/20 at 11:55 am to Potchafa
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cup of milf while I teabagged it.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 11:58 am to JodyPlauche
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boiled seafood
Friends brother worked at a restaurant in high school boiling seafood. Baw his girlfriend was big mad one night. He was bringing her milk and yogurt to the bathroom trying to get the burning to stop.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 12:03 pm to NATidefan
It was Habanero wings for me. I washed my hands but apparently not well enough.
We did not finish what we started.
We did not finish what we started.
Posted on 12/29/20 at 12:32 pm to NATidefan
Chicken wings was ours
Posted on 12/29/20 at 12:38 pm to Tigeralum2008
Posted on 12/29/20 at 12:58 pm to Potchafa
What kinds of things do you normally type that makes your autocorrect correct milk to milf?
Posted on 12/29/20 at 12:59 pm to MAXtheTIGER
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milk to milf
milk the milf
Posted on 12/29/20 at 1:42 pm to NATidefan
De-shelling Cajun peanuts. 
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