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Jalapenos and Sex - How many of you have mistakenly mixed these two?

Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:09 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36087 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:09 am
Sure, those fresh jalapenos seem like a great idea on your taco... til you decide to munch her taco later...

Dont forget to wash your hands either, boys.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66028 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:10 am to
not jalapenos but, boiled seafood.
This post was edited on 12/29/20 at 10:11 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:10 am to
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Dont forget to wash your hands either, boys.



rookie
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3747 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:11 am to
Guilty.

Apparently jalapeños are spicy for the coochie as well as the tongue.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:12 am to
The call that a Mexican standoff.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36087 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:13 am to
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7339 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:13 am to
Jalapenos juice in the pee hole sounds pretty rough.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21445 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:16 am to
Vicks vapor rub and vasoline, yes. Jalapenos and sex no.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:17 am to
Never taken a Habanero and shoved it in a girl's arse while fricking her doggystyle?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66028 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Never taken a Habanero and shoved it in a girl's arse while fricking her doggystyle?


no but, i've put a bucket over her head and told her that her sister was better. weeeeeeeee!!
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8835 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:19 am to
quote:

boiled seafood


Every male Louisiana teenager learns this lesson...the hard way!
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29178 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:19 am to
I ate crawfish earlier in the day (scrubbed my hands good and everything) but later that night was fingering a girl who after a min started screaming in pain that the inside of her vag felt on fire
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175999 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:20 am to
ghost pepper powder + masterbation = fricking ow
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36087 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Never taken a Habanero and shoved it in a girl's arse while fricking her doggystyle?





Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:22 am to
been there. The wife wasn't happy about it.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15332 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:24 am to
I jerked off after eating crawfish one time. Never again.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:30 am to
Back in her prime, this Pepper would have made my tongue warm...

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66028 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:32 am to
quote:

.the hard way!


well played
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:32 am to
Crawfish boil and sex. This is South Louisiana after all.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30155 posts
Posted on 12/29/20 at 10:34 am to
Getting a BJ after your girl eats boiled crawfish is one of life’s little pleasures.
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