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I’ve got this complete dumbass millennial neighbor who I’m trying to help

Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:54 am
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7130 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:54 am
The dumb frick can’t even cut his grass right. So I try to talk to him, explain how to get things done, you know, I’m trying to help but his damn text message no attention span mind can’t even listen for 5 minutes before he wanders off and fricks something else up.

What should I do OT? Kick his arse, frick his wife? I know the wife wants it, she keeps bringing me cakes and asking me to fix what he fricked up.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45423 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:55 am to
Did you actually post this a 2nd time?
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1548 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:56 am to
Maybe just shut up and be glad he’s at least cutting his grass normally
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8261 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:56 am to
Does your neighborhood have a pool board?
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:57 am to
no man likes having another man tell them how to cut their grass. mind your own business, drink a beet and watch him frick it up his own way.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:58 am to
One of these response threads again
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:58 am to
This sounded better in your head
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9694 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:58 am to
I think your only real option is to suck his dick to prove your dominance
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5508 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:58 am to
quote:

I’ve got this complete dumbass millennial neighbor who I’m trying to help



Why?
Posted by b-rab2
N. Louisiana
Member since Dec 2005
12576 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:58 am to
hard to sit back and watch the world burn.. I mean screw up cutting grass
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
9591 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:59 am to
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listen for 5 minutes


If you can’t explain something as simple as cutting grass in less than 2 minutes, I’m going to find an excuse to GTFO.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 7:59 am to
You think you are the good guy in this scenario, don't you?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112613 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 8:02 am to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41500 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Kick his arse, frick his wife?


Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4955 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 8:13 am to
quote:

frick his wife? I know the wife wants it, she keeps bringing me cakes and asking me to fix what he fricked up.


Ok
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2060 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 8:22 am to
If your yard doesn't prove your dominance, that means you probably can't cut correctly. Look within.
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Kick his arse, frick his wife


Why not both?
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7795 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 8:52 am to
Leave him alone and let him frick his life up so he has a chance to learn. You aren't "helping" people when you shield them from consequence. You're enabling their failures to try and make yourself feel better.

If you want his grass cut a certain way offer to do it yourself and acknowledge that's why. Don't butter your ego saying you're trying to "help" anyone but yourself.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7311 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:00 am to
Leave me alone, baw. Let me frick up my own yard.
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