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re: It’s that time of year again in the south, watch out for us riders

Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:10 pm to
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Are you in a motorcycle gang?


I am





well it's more of a class really... spin bikes, you may have heard of us. gosh, I sure do love riding my hog.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13400 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:10 pm to
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Redundant. All chaps are assless.


shite... how would I be expected to know that? I'm not cool enough to ride hawgs.
This post was edited on 6/12/25 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21770 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:11 pm to
I was ready to defend you based on the title, thinking this was about paying attention and giving cyclists room while passing. But nah this is significantly more gay than that
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37668 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:12 pm to
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It’s illegal to blow them in the road.


Tell that to the wind
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24417 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:12 pm to
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I was ready to defend you based on the title, thinking this was about paying attention and giving cyclists room while passing. But nah this is significantly more gay than that


About equal.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13400 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:12 pm to
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But nah this is significantly more gay than that


Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:14 pm to
Every biker I know say the grass clippings thing isn’t what it’s made out to be and other factors contribute to an accident.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:16 pm to
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Every biker I know



dude... the first rule of biker club is don't talk about grass clippings
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
1668 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:17 pm to
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my front tire slid on a thick patch of fresh grass clippings some careless homeowner had blown straight into the street.


Must've been a big patch of clippings to take up the whole lane. You couldn't go around them?
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13510 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:18 pm to
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Where else they gonna go after mowing and edging?


Leave them in the grass. As they decompose they will provide nutrients for the lawn.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
4170 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:19 pm to
Send me the bumper sticker.....




So I can throw it on the road.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33898 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:20 pm to
SPEEK UP LIBRUL!!!!!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13400 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:20 pm to
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Leave them in the grass. As they decompose they will provide nutrients for the lawn.


We do... but that last strip at the edge of the lawn will most certainly spit grass in the road. Edging your lawn does so as well.

OP is just being fussy and wants us all to know he dusted off his bike for the season.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
23891 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:21 pm to
Otherwise they’d be pants baw
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8258 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:21 pm to
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My hog fishtailed hard, rear end stepping out like it was trying to runaway from me, and for a second, I thought I was going down.


Stop posting your gay weekend sex-capades
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
774 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:22 pm to
I'm going to now go out of my way to blow them in the street.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13400 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:22 pm to
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You couldn't go around them?


To busy checking out his cool cat self in the handlebar mirror, no doubt.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119982 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:22 pm to
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Where else they gonna go after mowing and edging?


So you just leave that shite out in the road? You get out there and blow it back into the grass.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13400 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:22 pm to
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Otherwise they’d be pants baw


Alright, alright... I get it!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13400 posts
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:24 pm to
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You get out there and blow it back into the grass.


frick that, it's hawt out there.

Plus, it blows away quickly simply by having traffic drive past and stir it up and diffuse it, or wind, or the next shower.

It's GRASS clippings.
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