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re: It's counterintuitive that women don't get sandpaper thighs

Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21707 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

He's a pilot. He knows aerodynamics.


That's why I ain't arguing with him.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9222 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:40 pm to
chub rub, get some lume and switch to shinesty ball hammocks ya sweaty bastard
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9899 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:42 pm to
To the OP: How fat are you? 300? 400?
Posted by LetTheTigerOut
Member since Dec 2019
775 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:51 pm to
It's called 'chafing', both males and females get it, and there's products for it.

How do you not know this?

anti-chafe products
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9395 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:04 pm to
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I'm thankful he didn't.. up til just now I thought he was a girl, given the username.


It's a football reference and you didn''t get it, which means you're the pansy
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21707 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:06 pm to
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It's a football reference and you didn''t get it, which means you're the pansy


Nope.. I didn't get it. Only watch football when the son in law puts a game on when they're here to visit.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:06 pm to
65 Toss Power Trap
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5387 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:08 pm to
A man who doesn't keep a yellow or green container of Gold Bond in his truck ain't much of a man.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30450 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:23 pm to
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Also... pro cyclers and swimmers are known for shaving body hair for friction based reasons.


Primary reasons:

Swimmers do it to reduce drag in the water.

Cyclists do it for two main reasons, when in with the soigneur (masseur) the deep tissue massage can pull hair and be uncomfortable but the #1 reason is the most prevalent cycling injury is road rash and hair slows healing. Cyclists also go to great lengths to avoid friction injuries using chamois and embrocation creams, the latter is dual purpose but can be mindblowingly painful is applied to saddle sores or chaffed skin. DAMHIK

Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79426 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:25 pm to
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Lotrimin AF


what?
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16400 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:39 pm to
One summer I went out for a walk and I was wearing boxer shorts.. Man did I get the biggest case of jock itch.. My balls and one thigh were raw.. That shite was painful and took a couple of days to go away with some Gold Bond (the old stuff)..
Posted by Bunsbert Montcroff
Boise ID
Member since Jan 2008
5766 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:51 pm to
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Cyclists do it for two main reasons, when in with the soigneur (masseur) the deep tissue massage can pull hair and be uncomfortable but the #1 reason is the most prevalent cycling injury is road rash and hair slows healing. Cyclists also go to great lengths to avoid friction injuries using chamois and embrocation creams, the latter is dual purpose but can be mindblowingly painful is applied to saddle sores or chaffed skin. DAMHIK

the third…and vanity reason is because hairy legs especially in skin-tight lycra shorts look gross

also, nobody ever told you embrocation after bibs?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74835 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:52 pm to
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Sounds like you need to loose some weight.
Should I use “lose” or “loose”?

Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11684 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 9:54 pm to
Fat women get it.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30450 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 10:03 pm to
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the third…and vanity reason is because hairy legs especially in skin-tight lycra shorts look gross


Add to vanity your gasts and quads don't look near as cut. That part is like razor sharp tan lines it just adds to the appearance you are in the "club".

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also, nobody ever told you embrocation after bibs?


Wasn't paying attention and grabbed the wrong tube. The embrocation I had before that one was a different color from Chamois Butt'r the one I had then was similar to the purple and yellow, I think it was black and yellow.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3377 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 10:13 pm to
WTF are sandpaper thighs?
This post was edited on 6/28/25 at 10:15 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75355 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 10:21 pm to
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up til just now I thought he was a girl


He is, mentally. He's trapped in a man's body. I've been studying him for quite some time.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92223 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 10:23 pm to
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I've been studying him for quite some time.


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75355 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 10:43 pm to
UGA fans police our own here. I'm lead detective. He's an alter of a guy who used to go by "Red Pants" here. His husband recently divorced him and he wanted to be online more, but he didn't want to carry the baggage of his old username. So he made a new one, and with that, a new life. As Kenneth Graham would say, "a clear articulate voice".
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10066 posts
Posted on 6/28/25 at 11:14 pm to
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