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Is this a thing now? Penis whitening.

Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:13 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51674 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:13 pm
No, it’s not nuts — men are lining up for penis whitening

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Thai men are going nuts for this bizarre penis procedure. Lelux Hospital in Bangkok raised eyebrows after sharing a Facebook post detailing its specialized penis whitening procedure, a cosmetic treatment that alters the pigmentation of men’s nether regions.
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The clinic now averages about 100 clients per month for penile whitening, which costs $650 for five sessions.
"No sex with you, your penis isn't white enough" - said no woman, ever.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84580 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:15 pm to
I’ve been a big fan of anal bleaching for years so this makes sense
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19919 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:16 pm to
I got my butthole bleached a few years ago.

Not sure I’m gonna dip my bird in a cup of bleach though.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:17 pm to
If anything I'm trying to get my penis darker.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:18 pm to
I love the "lining up" headline. They say 1200 people per year do it and there's 152 million adult males in the US. That's .0008%
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37013 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:28 pm to
Do they just put you in the pool?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9301 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:29 pm to
I guess some people just really don't like Neapolitan ice cream looking dicks.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18371 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:29 pm to
That’s all the internet for me today. I’m out.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80666 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:29 pm to
So now there's going to be BWC?
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30506 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

So now there's going to be BWC?


LWC
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26681 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:33 pm to
Can I keep the white color and get the dark size? $650 for 5 sessions and I would do it.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69067 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:33 pm to
I prefer penis wetting
Posted by nolatiger711
Metairie, LA
Member since Oct 2009
775 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:34 pm to
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152 million adult males in the US


What does the number of males in the US have to do with lines in Bangkok?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49660 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:35 pm to
Do they take a few inches off too?
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8289 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:39 pm to
Does it look less defined afterwards?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59224 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:40 pm to
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They say 1200 people per year do it and there's 152 million adult males in the US. That's .0008%


What?

There’s only one place in the entire world that does it, which sees 100 patients a month.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:42 pm to
I read the OP as Penis withering.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19834 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:44 pm to
I got my penis whitened and my credit score improved by 50 points.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11666 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:45 pm to
So will it now glow under a black light like whitened teeth do?
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40818 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 2:52 pm to
Whitening your skin is huge in Thailand via a bunch of different means. You'll see the advertisements as you soon as you land in Bangkok.

As with a lot of those countries, being "white" is a sign of wealth. Being dark or tan is bad. Being white means you work in an office and make money, not out in the sun in the fields and poor.
This post was edited on 1/7/18 at 2:53 pm
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