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re: Is this a thing now? Penis whitening.
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:00 pm to Fat and Happy
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:00 pm to Fat and Happy
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I got my butthole bleached a few years ago.
Where did you go to get it done and how much was it? Any before & after pics?
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Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Any before & after pics?
Before and after of sorts here. We are way behind the curve... Apparently you can already over-the-counter-bleach your dingey, bruised up pelican. Oh, and I just happened to be looking for a friend... these are some products this site recommends (real products), available at Amazon:
Pink Privates Intimate Lightening Cream
Divine Derriere Skin Lightening Bleaching Cream
and my favorite name of the group:
Pink Madison Whitening Cream..
... for bleaching your Madison, of course
LINK
bonus instructional video!
This post was edited on 1/7/18 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:52 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
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As with a lot of those countries, being "white" is a sign of wealth. Being dark or tan is bad. Being white means you work in an office and make money, not out in the sun in the fields and poor.
I seem to recall seeing those in Bangkok last spring. But the question begs.. how would your dick get white in an office and get dark working in the fields?
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:30 pm to HubbaBubba
weird Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:51 pm to TurkeysAndBees
Thanks
Posted on 1/7/18 at 7:01 pm to biglego
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I’ve been a big fan of anal bleaching for years so this makes sense
I need to get my penis bleached to match my anus.
Posted on 1/7/18 at 7:15 pm to 12
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I got my penis whitened and my credit score improved by 50 points
You could have just sent a few bucks to Peter Popoff. He’d have sent some Miracle Water to drink, which would have led to money. (Saw this on TV commercial last night. Can’t believe this crook is back in business.)
Posted on 1/7/18 at 7:18 pm to HubbaBubba
Ok, cool. Let me know when they have the penis extending thing all worked out
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:04 pm to Hogwarts
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That’s all the internet for me today. I’m out.
Don't you want to find out if they'll let you dip that nose in, to make it all the same color?
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:17 pm to chinese58
Honestly, my wife loves anal so much, this was my only option to get it looking normal again.
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