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Is there a master manipulator test similar to IQ or GRE?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:09 pm
My gf is the best manipulator. I can't believe how she gets me every time. Now she cant answer a Jeopardy question to save her life, can't figure out how to drive through timed lights, parallel park, hook up a Wi-Fi router, tell East from West, and a host of other common sense things, but gotdam if she can't plan 20 moves ahead to have you exactly in the right place to do an errand for her..."since you're in the area".
Tonight, Her dad got in an accident like 3 weeks ago where his car was in the body shop. Tells me last week that we are having dinner at her parents next Monday(tonight). This morning she says she'll drop me off at work and pick me up later to head to her parents, "no point in driving two cars", but at 4pm today, "Hey, you work not to far from the body shop my Dad's car is located. You can pick it up and drive it to my parents house"
She says it wasn't the plan all along, but I find it hard to believe the coincidence, especially the dropping me off at work this morning simply coincides with her dad's car being ready after 3 weeks. The dinner was planned almost a week ago, she planned to manipulate me that far in advance for something so trivial. Just ask, why manipulate. I should just call it quits because I don't want to have my defenses up constantly for her chess moves.
/rant
Tonight, Her dad got in an accident like 3 weeks ago where his car was in the body shop. Tells me last week that we are having dinner at her parents next Monday(tonight). This morning she says she'll drop me off at work and pick me up later to head to her parents, "no point in driving two cars", but at 4pm today, "Hey, you work not to far from the body shop my Dad's car is located. You can pick it up and drive it to my parents house"
She says it wasn't the plan all along, but I find it hard to believe the coincidence, especially the dropping me off at work this morning simply coincides with her dad's car being ready after 3 weeks. The dinner was planned almost a week ago, she planned to manipulate me that far in advance for something so trivial. Just ask, why manipulate. I should just call it quits because I don't want to have my defenses up constantly for her chess moves.
/rant
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 pm to Kujo
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Tonight, Her dad got in an accident like 3 weeks ago
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:13 pm to Kujo
You only need to plan one move ahead to rid yourself of that nonsense.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 pm to Kujo
That’s not manipulation so much as misleading or outright lying.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 pm to Kujo
there is a test, let me find it.
hold on....
hold on....
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 pm to Kujo
quote:
She says it wasn't the plan all along, but I find it hard to believe the coincidence, especially the dropping me off at work this morning simply coincides with her dad's car being ready after 3 weeks. The dinner was planned almost a week ago, she planned to manipulate me that far in advance for something so trivial. Just ask, why manipulate. I should just call it quits because I don't want to have my defenses up constantly for her chess moves.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:16 pm to Kujo
Youll wake up tomorrow standing in front of a JP in a tux because you were "in the area"
RUN!
RUN!
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:17 pm to TigerMond84
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That’s not manipulation so much as misleading or outright lying.
Yes. And they prey on weak folk
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:18 pm to dbuchanon
Here it is
Do you have a vagina?
yes
no
total up your responses 1 point for each yes
zero points for each no
if your score is 1, you're manipulative as frick
Do you have a vagina?
yes
no
total up your responses 1 point for each yes
zero points for each no
if your score is 1, you're manipulative as frick
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:21 pm to OWLFAN86
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vagina
The root of all evil. Money aint got shite on that
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:24 pm to Kujo
She must frick good
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:25 pm to gthog61
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She must frick good
The crazy ones always do
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:31 pm to Kujo
If she were a master manipulator you’d have no idea you were being manipulated. You’d think you’re making the choices on your own with no outside influence.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:33 pm to Kujo
Sounds like you're just her bitch. Anytime you ask questions she just rambles off nonsense because she knows you'll shut up and take it.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:40 pm to Kujo
If she was truly a master, you wouldn't figure it out.
Seems like she's just good at getting what she wants. Which isn't unimpressive, it's just not mastery.
Seems like she's just good at getting what she wants. Which isn't unimpressive, it's just not mastery.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:49 pm to Kujo
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Tonight, Her dad got in an accident like 3 weeks ago where his car was in the body shop
she's such a good manipulator that every single person reading this thread knew what was happening from here.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 12:03 am to Kujo
Why didn’t you just offer to pick it up in the first place you lazy SOB? It would have been a good gesture by you.
That’s what she was looking for. You blew it.
That’s what she was looking for. You blew it.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:53 am to Kujo
“You don’t need a condom, I just finished my period”
She ever hit you with that one? Congrats on the kid if so.
She ever hit you with that one? Congrats on the kid if so.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:25 am to Kujo
run... the only thing worse than a manipulative woman is one who is too dumb to see that everyone knows exactly what they’re up to.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:30 am to Kujo
I feel like I am living in a parallel universe. Women are crazy and manipulative for sure.
Cause this side piece that I am banging told me a very similar story. She said I could come over and PIIHB because her boyfriend had no car and was gonna drive her dad’s car to dinner later that night. I told her I was not going to sneak around behind another dudes back. Not a cool bro thing to do even though I don’t know him. About an hour later, she shows up at my work and gives me a blowie in my office. Afterwards, I felt very manipulated.
What are the odds?
Cause this side piece that I am banging told me a very similar story. She said I could come over and PIIHB because her boyfriend had no car and was gonna drive her dad’s car to dinner later that night. I told her I was not going to sneak around behind another dudes back. Not a cool bro thing to do even though I don’t know him. About an hour later, she shows up at my work and gives me a blowie in my office. Afterwards, I felt very manipulated.
What are the odds?
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